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Skriven 2006-04-21 02:04:06 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Rumours from Funny. . .
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 GP> On (14 Apr 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> Well, feel free to show up on a Sunday and I'll shout you a beer
   >    > or two!
   >   G-day George Pope, sure will but the jet is in for repairs at the
   >                      moment. Another week-end maybe!! ;-)))

 -=[14-Apr-2006 11:05, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> This weekend was no good anyway (no $$$ on my part)

  G-day George Pope, sorry about that..been there done that!! ;-((((

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


True Fishing Terms

Catch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right
beforethe local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over
itslimit.

Hook - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A
cleveradvertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new
rod andreel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he
spends theirlife savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).

Line - Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how
yourfishing went the past weekend.

Lure - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler
intosuch a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before
exitingthe tackle shop.

Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when
droppedoverboard.

Rod - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler
fromever getting too close to a fish.

School - A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures andhold
out for spam instead.

Tackle - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just
beforehe wrestled free and jumped back overboard.

Tackle Box - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit.Only
a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in thewrong
box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.

Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler whenfighting
fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity inblaming
that darn line for once again losing the fish.



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