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Skriven 2004-10-19 13:33:16 av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Woody
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Other places not to get a woody

1. You are in the marines.  Have served in Afghanistan with honor and are
   receiving a bronze star.  There you are standing at attention when the
   secretary of state, Colin Powell walks up with your medal.   Boing!  A
   woody.

2. You have been invited to the commandants house for supper.  You are
   wearing your dress whites.  As he introduces you to his 12 year old
   daughter, boing!  a woody.

3. Your drill instruction starts off with saying, "We are going to march
   until all of you are exhausted and cannot move a muscle."  You march 20
   miles with full gear in the Texas heat.  Everyone collapses, the water
   is being passed around, everyone is breathing hard and laying on the
   ground.  The drill instructor says while looking at you, "It looks
   like one of you isn't tired yet.  He has one muscle still working.
   Everyone shoulder up your packs and lets go 10 more miles then you
   can thank him for your extra work."  You stand in front of everyone
   to say you're sorry.  boing!  a woody

4. You are an engineer on a submarine.  The crew is gathered before you
   dive listening to the Captain.  "Men you will spend one year under
   water.  This is a task never before attempted.  Please control your
   emotions and feelings during this time."  He stops speaking and looks at
   you.  Boing!  a woody

5. You are interviewing for a part-time job at the local nursing home when
   during the interview a group of elderly ladies pass by in their wheel-
   chairs.  Boing!  a woody
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