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Skriven 2006-05-05 07:01:58 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Bikes versus Broads
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   -=> 02-May-2006 22:16, George Pope wrote in a message to all <=-

 GP> From:    Maurizio Mariotti (via UGA HUMOR listserv)
   > Subject: Reasons why Harley's are better than women <sexist>
   > Reasons why Harley's are better than women:

      APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS

Name:________________________________________________________
Address:_____________________________________________________
Phone Number:________________________________________________
Color of hair:___________________  Social Security Number:______________
Do you wear a wig?:______________  Is it real?:______________
Color of eyes:___________________  Do you wear dentures?:_______________
Marital Status: Married:_________  Single:__________  Divorced:_________
Other:________  If other, please explain:_______________________________
Height:__________  Weight:__________  Waist size:_____________
Bra size:__________  Hip size:___________  Are breasts real?:___________
Do you like them   sucked:________  Chewed:________  Kissed:__________
Squeezed:_________
Can you stay out late?:________  How late?:________  All night?:________
If married, can you get out during the day?:__________
Breakfast?:__________  Noon?:_____________  Afternoon?:_____________
Several days?:______________
Do you like to be screwed?:__________  How often?:____________
Do you like oral sex?:___________  Do you give head?:__________
Do you like anal sex?:___________
Pussy/Prick size:   Small:______   Medium:_______  Large:________
Extra large:_____________
When screwing do you:  Faint?:______  Fart?:_____  Cry?:_____
Scream?:_____  Yodel?:_______  Whistle?:________  Scratch?:_____
say "Oh God!"?:________  all of the above?:________
When cumming, do you:  Wiggle?:_____  Wobble?:_____  Twist?:________
Jerk?:_______  Scream?:________  Yell?:_______
or do you just start humping like hell?:________
Do you screw:  Fast?:_______  Superfast?:_________  Slow?:________
or just lay there?:________
How many times a night do you like it?:_______
Comments:___________________________________________
How long do you like to screw?:_____________________
Do you want to screw now?:___________

If you have been screwed before, please give references (no immediate
family)
   Name  Address    Phone numbers
1._____________________________________________________________________

2._____________________________________________________________________

3._____________________________________________________________________

4._____________________________________________________________________

5._____________________________________________________________________

6._____________________________________________________________________

If application is favorable, what are your charges (if any) for:
An hour?:_____________  For two hours?:____________

  All night?:_____________  For a quickie?:_____________
What credit cards do you accept?
  Mastercard:__________   Visa:_________  American Express:________
  Sears:__________  Montgomery Wards:____________

Do you like to do it:
   In a bed?:_______  In a water bed?:_________  On the floor?:________
   In a car?:_______  In a movie?:_________  Standing up?:_________
   Anywhere?:_______



> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna visit Grandma again!"
"Shut up and dig."

"Mommy, Mommy, I hate my sisters guts!"
"Shut up and eat finish your dinner."

"Mommy, Mommy I don't like this tomato soup!"
"Shut up and eat before it clots."

"Mommy, Mommy, sister has a wart!"
"Shut up and eat around it."

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to go to England!"
"Shut up and keep swimming."

"Mommy, Mommy, why are you moaning?"
"Shut up and keep licking!"

"Mommy, mommy!  I'm tired of walking in circles!"
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Hey, didya ever notice?
 You can win a million $'s with no purchase necessary but the details
are inside the package?
 You can lead a woman to knowledge but you can't make her think.
 We park in driveways and drive on parkways.


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