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Skriven 2006-05-05 08:26:50 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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 GP> LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, August 20, 2003
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              Words to Live By

186,000 miles per second isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bird in hand is better then one overhead.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A hangover...the wrath of grapes.
A man's house is his hassle.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.
A pleasure trip is defined as driving your mother-in-law back home.
A word of advice - don't give it.
After all is said and done, usually more is said then done.
Age isn't important unless you're a cheese.
All men are born free and equal but some get married.
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
An authority knows lots of things you don't care about.
An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.
An optimist is one who sees a light. A pessimist is one who blows it
  out.
An optimist laughs to forget..a pessimist forgets to laugh.
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one
  loophole.
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.
Anything that can go wrong will.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Atheist...a man with no invisible means of support.
Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.
Avoid criticism - say, do and be nothing.



> OBWords: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant,

              Words to Live By

Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.
Be alert, America needs more lerts.
Be sure the brain is engaged before putting the mouth in gear.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Beer bellies = great waist.
Behind every successful man - a surprised mother-in-law.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Betty Crocker uses a mix.
Beware of dark rooms ... the room might be the morgue.
Blame San Andreas - it's his fault.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.
Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity.


> OBWords: fo rmr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

              Words to Live By

Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Careful planning will never replace dumb luck.
Careful!...you may be the only bible some people ever read.
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
Clones are people two.
Cole's law - thinly sliced cabbage.
College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink.
Cut to fit; beat into place.
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.




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