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Ärende: Mom's Day
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                                        WHAT IS A MOTHER?

Children answer the question:

~ "She knows what is important. That is why God asked her to be a mother."

~ "A mommy is a wife. A mommy looks after children and she yells."

~ "A mother is the only one if she sings your favorite song it stops
thundering."

~ "Mothers get mad if you use your brother's toothbrush but he doesn't care."

~ "If I forget to tell my mother I need my shepherd costume tomorrow morning,
she finds one in the night."

~ "It is lucky that we have a mother because if we did not have a mother
everything would be in a big, big mess."

Mothers look different from other women. Their hair isn't always done in the
latest style, and sometimes, it isn't done at all.

A mother is a woman who can bake a cake with six other hands helping her and
still have it turn out fine.

A mother's shoulders sometimes smells of sour milk, and if you are very
observant, you'll notice safety pin holes in her clothes -- even her Sunday
best.

Mothers frequently have runs in their stockings, likely as not, Junior didn't
park his trike off the sidewalk.

A mother is different. She likes chicken wings and backs and the hamburger
that is slightly burned -- things the kids and Daddy don't care for. She never
takes the last chop on the plate, and she always saves the candy from the tray
at the club to bring home to the children.

A mother may not have ulcers, but she has versatile tears. They show anger,
weariness, hurt or happiness. Once, when Daddy forgot an anniversary, Mother
cried. One Saturday, he brought home some chocolates when it wasn't even her
birthday or anything, and she cried then, too.

A mother is someone who can repair the kitchen sink with only her hands --
after Daddy spent alot of time trying with tools and plenty of words we're not
supposed to use.

When a mother dies, she must face Him with her record of accomplishments. If
she's done a good job of caring for her children, she'll get the most sought-
after position in heaven, that of rocking baby angels on soft white clouds and
wiping their celestial tears with the corner of her apron.

What is a mother?
A wonderous creature of grace and wit,
Who rocks you when you're tired
And cures you when you're sick.

What is a mother?
A towering wall of strength.
One who knows so much
And can teach you all, at length.

What is a mother?
A feathery touch at night,
Who whispers that she loves you
And brushes away your fright.

What is a mother?
A believer, always true,
Always ready to take your side
No matter what it is you do.

What is a mother?
That one who went through strife
And loved us, oh so very much,
That she gave the gift of life.

What is a mother?
I know that answer too,
For always have you cared for me.
Mother, she is you.

By Joshua E. Slack




* If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands ?
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* Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something really
  special for their Mothers on Mother's Day -- like move out !
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* Hey guys -- looking for a great gift for your Mother-in-Law on
  Mother's Day ?  Why not send her back her daughter ???
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* A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in
  college.  With a sigh she replied, "Everything I have."
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* Fathers  -- take heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure
  of getting at least one thing -- the bills from Mother's Day.
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* Most Mothers are always amazed when their sons/daughters marry
  a person with much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral
  standards, yet still manage to have utterly brilliant children.


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