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Skriven 2006-05-20 09:00:58 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Q's & A's
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G-day ALL,

Some Q's & A's


Q. What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. Their both looking for a tight seal.

Q. What do you call two skunks doing "69"?
A. "Odor eaters".

Q. Why does an elephant have 4 feet?
A. Because 8 inches isn't enough

Q. Where is an elephant's sex organ?
A. In his feet; if he steps on you you're Fucked.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breath through that thing?

Q. What do elephants use for a tampons?
A. Sheep

Q. What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A. Beef Strokenoff

Q. What do you call a cow with and abortion?
A. Decalfinated

Q. How do you know when an elephant's been Fucking in your garage?
A. Your Hefty bags are missing.

Q. What is COYOTE UGLY?
A. When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that
   you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.

Q. Where do they get virgin wool?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.

Q. What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
A. Rhesus Pieces.

Q. Why do dogs lick their balls?
A. Because they can.

Q. What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A. Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Q. How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A. There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing.

Q. What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind when it hits
   the windshield at 55 mph?
A. Its asshole.

Q. What has a hundred balls, and Fucks rabbits?
A. A shotgun.

Q. Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A. Because they have cotton balls.

Q. Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs?
A. They don't want anyone to know they've been Fucking chickens.

Q. Where are an elephants sex organs?
A. In his feet, if he steps on you, your Fucked!

Q. What's the black stuff between an Elephant's toes?
A. Slow natives.

Q. Why does an elephant have four feet?
A. Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.

Q. What do elephants and Timex watches have in common?
A. They both come in quartz.

Q. Why is the camel called "the ship of the desert?"
A. It's full of Arab semen.

Q. What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla?
A. A Hairy Reasoner!

Q. Where do you find a Turtle with no legs?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes?
A. He heals once a month.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About four drinks.

Q. What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
A. Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts are just under a
   buck.

Q. What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A. On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back.

Q. How are a woman and a cow patty alike?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


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