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Skriven 2006-05-23 08:09:14 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Prymid spam joke
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 GS>   The Englishman says "Give me a revolver." He puts the gun to his head
   > and states "God save the Queen!" And blows his brains out; a very
   > honorable death.
   >
   >   The Frenchman says "Give me a sword." He places the tip of the sword
   > over his heart and shouts "Vive la France!" And thrusts it into his
   > heart; a very honorable death.
   >
   >   The American says "Give me a fork." And proceeds to stab himself
   > repeatedly while saying "Fuck your canoe!"

 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 15-May-2006 07:01
 Read:" Re: Prymid spam joke "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GP> The Canadian says, "Give me a 20 megatonne thermonuclear device"
   > figuring if he MUST die, he's taking these assholes with him!

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

Clark Gable and the Pope died on the same day.  Due to a celestial
bureaucratic snafu, the Pope was sent to hell.  And Clark Gable went to
heaven.

  The Pope, obviously in the wrong place, wasn't there five minutes
before he had convinced those in charge of the mistake.  In the blink
of an eye, the Pope was whisked to the pearly gates.  As he walked
through the portals, he encountered Gable coming out.

  "I'm truly sorry about this, by son," said the sympathetic pontiff,
"but I've waited my whole life to kneel at the feet of the Blessed
Virgin Mary."

  Gable flashed his world-famous grin.  "Too late, padre," he said.


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


                    THE DAY THE COMPUTER BROKE DOWN
  On this particular day, the computer broke down, making it impossible
for St. Peter to give out assignments for the new arrivals.  Instead,
St. Peter had to send the arrivals back to Earth in a different form
until the system was fixed.

  St. Peter asked the first arrival what he would like to go back to
Earth as. The arrival replied that he always wanted to be free and fly
like a bird. So, St. Peter sent him back as an eagle.

  The second arrival said that he always liked the ocean and envied the
sealife. St. Peter sent him back as a sperm whale.

  The third arrival told St. Peter that he always wanted to be a "stud".

  Shortly thereafter, the system was fixed, and the Lord told St. Peter
that it was time to bring back anyone sent back to Earth.  St. Peter
replied that it would take some time to locate them.  The Lord asked
why.  St. Peter said that the first arrival was sent back as an eagle
and that he was soaring somewhere in the rockies.  The Lord asked where
the second arrival was.  St. Peter replied that he was going to be more
difficult to locate since he was a sperm whale swimming somewhere in the
Pacific Ocean.  The Lord then asked about the third arrival.  St. Peter
said that he would be the hardest of all to find since he was on a
Goodyear tire somewhere in Cincinnati.



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