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Skriven 2006-05-25 09:09:00 av Nathan Prugh
Ärende: alphabet Joke
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Fri Feb 21 08: In article <1992Feb17.141255.26926@cs.ruu.nl> almacie@cs.ruu.nl
(Almanak Commissie) writes:  >A  is for  Aggrevation when your first love
letter is opened by her
 >           boyfriend.
[....]
 >G  is for  ????????
 >
 >
 >Can you finish this love-sick alphabet of life ??

A friend did some brainstorming. Here follows the complete list:

A  is for  Aggrevation when your first love letter is opened by her
           boyfriend.

B  is for  the Blues that reminds you of the fact she smashed your glasses
           when you tried to tell her you liked her contact-lenses.

C  is for  Coca-Cola and the fact that she doesn't feel "The Right Thing" for
           you.

D  is for  the Door she shut in your face, breaking the beautifull flowers you
           bought for her.

E  is for  Everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to
           ask her

F  is for  Fuck her, she is know fucking use to me !

G  is for  the Glove her boyfriend slapped in your face after looking
           lonely at her...

H  is for  the Help you most certainly need...

I  is for  the Illegal acts you were forced to do to get her
           adress...(Arko!)

J  is for  all the Joy you have with her boyfriend who you made friends
           with to meet her...just before she fell in love with somebody
else...

K  is for  the Knife she threw at you after asking her out...

L  is for  Love...but when, where, who?

M  is for  not having enough Money to buy her gifts...

N  is for  the Nobody she thinks you are...

O  is for  the time she said you Offended her by saying you love her...

P  is for  the Prize you have to pay for falling in love...

Q  is for  the Question you were always too afraid for to ask...

R  is for  when she asked for a Reason to take _you_ out...

S  is for  that damned Snake that spoiled all your chances in paradise...

T  is for  the Things you missed because you loved her...

U  is for  the Unconscious that's playing tricks on you when you dreaming
           of her...with you...

V  is for  the Virginity you still have when you die, because you only
           wanted her...

W  is for  when she asked you Why you love her...

X  is for  the Xmas you spend so lonely...

Y  is for  her Yawning when you start to say something...

Z  is for  the Zoo she said you belong in...


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