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Skriven 2006-05-30 07:47:50 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Bone
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 22

               Help Wanted Ads And What They Really Mean


   COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our
       competitors.

   JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM: We have no time to train you.

   CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll
       dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
             ___________
            /_________ //   MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six
           /-The News-///       months behind schedule on your first
          /~~======~~///        days.
         / """""/__////
        ( "" """"""(//      SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each
   jgs   `==========`           night and some time each weekend.

   DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

   MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.

   CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain
       that way).

   APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the
       position has been filled.

   NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We've filled the            ____________
       job; our call for resumes is just a           /=====/=_===/
       legal formality.                             /_====/=/_/=/
                                                   //_/ =/== ==/
   SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF      /=====/== ==/
       EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to       jgs   `-----'-----'
       replace three people who just left.

   PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company
       in perpetual chaos.

   REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities
       of a manager, without the pay or respect.

   GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen,
       figure out what they want and do it.

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