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Skriven 2006-06-30 22:18:06 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: Happy Canada Day!
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                            CANADA'S REALLY BIG

                                [beach3.jpg]

                           When I look around me

                         I can't believe what I see

                      It seems as if this country has

                           Lost its will to live

                            The economy is lousy

                           We barely have an army

                       But we can still stand proudly

                         Cause Canada's really big!

                      We're the second largest country

                            On this planet earth

                      And if Russia keeps on shrinking

                         Then soon we'll be first!

                        (As long as we keep Quebec)

                             The USA has tanks

                         And Switzerland has banks

                         They can keep them thanks

                           They just don't amount

                       Cause when you get down to it

                       You find out what the truth is

                        It isn't what you do with it

                         It's the size that counts

                         Cause people will tell you

                        That France is pretty large

                     But you can't put fourteen Frances

                           Into this land of ours

                          It'd take a lot of work

                       It'd take a whole lot of work

                         We're larger than Malaysia

                           Almost as big as Asia

                        We're bigger than Australia

                           And it's a continent!

                          So big we seldom bother

                           To go see one another

              But we often go to other countries for vacation.

                        Our moutains are very pointy

                           Our prairies are not.

                         The rest is kinda bumpy..

                         But man do we have a lot!

                           We got a lot of land..

                        We got a whole lot of land!

                          So stand up and be proud

                           And sing out very loud

                        We stand out from the crowd

                        Cause Canada's really big!!

                            CANADA'S REALLY BIG

                                [beach3.jpg]

                           When I look around me

                         I can't believe what I see

                      It seems as if this country has

                           Lost its will to live

                            The economy is lousy

                           We barely have an army

                       But we can still stand proudly

                         Cause Canada's really big!

                      We're the second largest country

                            On this planet earth

                      And if Russia keeps on shrinking

                         Then soon we'll be first!

                        (As long as we keep Quebec)

                             The USA has tanks

                         And Switzerland has banks

                         They can keep them thanks

                           They just don't amount

                       Cause when you get down to it

                       You find out what the truth is

                        It isn't what you do with it

                         It's the size that counts

                         Cause people will tell you

                        That France is pretty large

                     But you can't put fourteen Frances

                           Into this land of ours

                          It'd take a lot of work

                       It'd take a whole lot of work

                         We're larger than Malaysia

                           Almost as big as Asia

                        We're bigger than Australia

                           And it's a continent!

                          So big we seldom bother

                           To go see one another

              But we often go to other countries for vacation.

                        Our moutains are very pointy

                           Our prairies are not.

                         The rest is kinda bumpy..

                         But man do we have a lot!

                           We got a lot of land..

                        We got a whole lot of land!

                          So stand up and be proud

                           And sing out very loud

                        We stand out from the crowd

                        Cause Canada's really big!!

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