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Skriven 2006-07-09 15:00:51 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: Question Swap
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I found a fun little site earlier this year.

http://www.questionswap.com

You ask a question (anything you want) then you answer a question.

Some of you may be old enough to remember The Internet Oracle -- this is
similar.

I have saved some of my favourite answers to questions I asked, and I
share thim here for your amusement:


Q: What's the grossest & sickest joke you know?
Q: How do you make a 3-year-old cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddybear.

Q: Superman vs Superwoman in a to-the-death cage match -- who would win
   & how?
A: superwoman would get out her norks and superman would be like "hott
   damn" but then she''d shoot him in the head with a crossbow cause
   she''s sneaky like that

Q: If you were a girl bunny, would you fuck Bugs Bunny? Why or why not?
A: oh hell yes... bugs bunny was like the catch of all male bunnies,
   there were regular cat fights between girl bunnies over the big B
   himself...If your gona get yourself a bunny, bugs is the one.

Q: How do you calm down a pissed-off biker afteu you screwd his old
   lady?
A: Here's what you do: you walk calmly up to him and say, "Pardon me, I
   didn't have my glasses on at the time.  I thought she was a Harley."

Q: Have you ever peed on a sleeping person's crotch to make them think
   they peed the bed?
A: No, but that is the coolest thing I ever heard of.  Thank you.  Rest
   assured that within a week I will do this.  God bless you.  I wish I
   could meet you know.

Q: Who would Jesus do?
A: Jesus would nail everything that moves.  I tell ya, that dude would
be so busy banging that on some days he'd forget to eat.


Q: If you(as a man) woke up one morning and were a woman, what are the
   first 3 things you'd do?
A: first: I'd become a lesbian; second: have hot lesbian sex; third: do
   it again.

Q: Why do so many people(male & female) think vaginas are such wonderful
   things?
A: They're a handy place to keep the car keys in case you get mugged.


Q: Why do so many men masturbate when there are plenty of hot horny
   single women out there?
A: Your hand doesn't rob your wallet when you go to the toilet.

Q: If shampoo  is $8.00 a bottle, how much is REAL poo?
A: The runny kind, or the solid kind?



Q: What's the most common pregnancy craving & why?
A: I'm a man, but when my girl was pregs I sure loved cocaine.



Q: Is a threesome cheating?
A: Only if the two others involved are blind and mute.

Q: Do you, as a male or a female, enjoy the smell of your own farts?
A: Male - it's all roses to me!  Nothing like resmellin' what I had for
breakfast, to get me hungry for dinner...


Q: What do you say to an angry biker after you get caught shtupping his
old lady to calm him down so you'll live to shtup another day?
A: You just look him in the eye and say "killer boots,man."

Q: Why does Mickey Mouse wear shorts, but Donald Duck has just a shirt?
A: Duck cock is very small.  Mouse cock is bigger than you'd think.

Q: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time  Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  My question is: How do I get
me one of these jobs?
A: Murder one of the Guam men, carefully skin him and wear him like a
suit.  Then assume his place in society.



Q: What does Winnie the Pooh smell like?
A: Bear feces, sweat, and sticky sweet honey.  You ever seen a shower or
   a toilet in the Hundred Acre Wood?  Didn't think so.

Q: Which president(&/or first lady) out of all history would you most
   want to spend a hot sweaty naked weekend with in Hawaii?
A: *twitch* *twitch* Is I'd rather use my hand an answer?



Q: What's the grossest and sickest joke you know?
A:  Q: What does a baby in a microwave smell like?
    A: I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did St. Christopher lose his saint status with the Roman Catholic
Church?
A: omgosh... he did?!?!? that sluttttt...she wasn't supposed to tell of
our little escipade..now st. christopher is kicked out...last time I
fuck and tell...pft



Q: What would be the worst disability to develop?
A: Moebius penis syndrome


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