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Skriven 2006-07-12 17:25:09 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: A Pope_pusher!
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Date: 07-06-06 (20:48)             Number: 247
From: GEORGE POPE                  Refer#: NONE
  To: GREG SEARS                    Recvd: YES
Subj: A Pope_pusher!                 Conf: (125) FUNNY
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GP>On (06 Jul 06) Greg Sears wrote to Dave Coble...
  > GS> Finally if these excuses fail, then you can choose to take any
  > GS> of the following actions to ensure that you shall never have
  > GS> partake in washing up again!

GP>If you really can't help your sheila with the washing up, just admit
  >to her you're a pussy/poofter and move on!

  Nice to hear you are a real_male dish washer CyberPope~~ Do you do that
                                                           as a second
                                                           job? ;-))))

GP>Another tip derives from the age-old way of ensuring you're never asked
  >to babysit a second time -- the first time, drop the baby (it's not so
  >bad as it sounds -- they bounce!) (but SCREAM a bloody freak fit in the
  >process -- enough to scare the insta-squirts out of her
  >formerly tight-arse!)

  Do you get asked to baby sit or just afraid of kids!! ;-))))

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


  Date: 27 Aug 99  17:11:00
  From: Tom Meyen

"The legend of the Phantom Shitter Burner"

During the fall of 1967 I was station near Chu Lai South VietNam.
Plumbing facilities in camp were a bit primitive, shall we say.
For urinals holes were dug in the ground, a load of crushed rock
with the fines screened out dumped in, and an old oil drum with
both ends removed filled with large rocks was placed on top the
crushed rock then filled around so that one end was exposed.  It
was rather efficient, but lacking any sort of privacy.  For other
necessities we had out houses, but there were no pits below them.
Under the seats were buckets made of half drums with handles cut
into them.  Diesel fuel was poured in the bottom to control odor,
and the crew of the "poo poo truck" changed bucket every day, and
took the full buckets out of camp to burn the contents.  During
the time I was there, quite a few outhouses, commonly called
"shitters" caught fire and burned to the ground.  Scuttle butt
(rumors) attributed the fires to "The Phantom Shitter Burner",
but no one was ever caught, and at least some could be accidental
fires from careless smoking in the facilities.


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