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Skriven 2006-07-12 15:05:00 av Greg Sears
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
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. T> III

 Another Story!

       T H E   M O O S E   R O U T I N E

I was hunting in upstate New York, and I shot a moose and I strapped him
onto the fender of my car and I'm driving home along the West Side
Highway, but what I didn't realize was that the bullet did not penetrate
the moose. It just creased his scalp, knocking him unconscious.  And I'm
driving through the Holland Tunnel and the moose woke up.

So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender... and the moose is hand
signalling... and there's a law in New York State against driving with a
conscious moose on your fender... Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays...
and I'm very panicky... then it hits me.  Some friends of mine are
having a costume party: I'll go, take the moose, I'll ditch him at the
party it wouldn't be my responsibility.

So I drive up to the party, I knock on the door, the moose is next to
me. My host comes to the door.  I say "Hello, you know the Solomons?"
We enter. The moose mingles very well... scored... some guy was trying
to sell him insurance for an hour and a half.

12 o'clock comes.  They give out prizes for the best costume of the
night. First prize goes to the Berkowitzes, a married couple dressed as
a moose. The moose comes in second. THE MOOSE IS FURIOUS!  He and the
Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room.  They knock each other
unconscious.

Now, I figure, here's my chance, I grab the moose, strap him on my
fender, shoot back to the woods... But!... I've got the Berkowitzes!  So
I'm driving along with two Jewish people on my fender... There's a law
in New York State... Tuesdays, Thursdays and especially Saturdays... The
following morning the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods in a moose suit.
Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed and mounted at the New York Athletic
Club.

And the joke is on them 'cos there's no Jews allowed!


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