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From: George Pope
To: Greg Sears
Date: 2006-07-13 05:38:40
Subject: BOOK

On (12 Jul 06) Greg Sears wrote to All...
GS>        T H E   M O O S E   R O U T I N E
  >
  > I was hunting in upstate New York, and I shot a moose and I strapped
  > him onto the fender of my car and I'm driving home along the West Side
  > Highway, but what I didn't realize was that the bullet did not
  > penetrate the moose. It just creased his scalp, knocking him unconscious
  > and I'm driving through the Holland Tunnel and the moose woke up.

GP>  Yeah, Woody Allen was a funny guy before he started fucking his
  >  step-daughter!
  >  Incest is the best -- just so long as you keep it in the family!

 YES...... I guess???? ;-)))


OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


     S H E E P   S H A G G I N G  A   P R A C T I C A L   G U I D E


Since there Is now an official world shortage of sex, people have taken
to other forms of relief in these troubled times, and probably the most
popular of these is sheep-shagging, yes I hear you asking me "ah, the
answer to my problems, but how do I go about it?", well, out of the
goodness of my heart, I have researched this fascinating subject, and
now bring you an in-depth beginners guide to bestiality, read on
troubled reader...

       STEP ONE: HUNT THE SHEEP

Before any coitus of the sheepy kind can occur, one must first locate
your wooly bed-partner, suggested locales for finding sheep include:
farms, slaughterhouses, and occasionally wandering on the moors (by the
way, this last option is a very good one, as you can keep the sheep
afterwards for further use!)

        STEP TWO: BE CAREFUL!

One of the first mistakes a novice sheep-shagger can make is to choose
the wrong sheep, at all costs, avoid the ones with horns, as you are
quite likely to end up with the wrong hole!, and besides, they don't
like it so much and fall asleep immediately afterwards.  Lambs can be
used, but this author does not condone Paedophilia.

       STEP THREE: BE PREPARED!

Some necessary equipment must be carried, rope, cloth gag, torch (Lard!)
and wellingthon boots.

     STEP FOUR: CATCH YOUR SHEEP!

Simple!  Sheep are dead thick and crap at running!

        STEP FIVE: RESTRAINTS

Tie your sheep's legs together with the rope you brought  along, if you
have any sense you will be doing this at night, and hence using the
torch.  take your sheep's rear legs and place them inside your boots to
position the sheep, and gag it to shut the silly F*** up!

           STEP SIX: ENJOY!

Your sheep is now prepared for your pleasure, remember, male sheep are
smaller than you, so the sheep is going to have a F***ing good shag!

           STEP SIX: KILL!

If you kill your sheep after finishing, then you might get into the
papers as a sheep-murdering sexual deviant, if you do, please tell them
who taught you everything you know!

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