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Skriven 2004-10-21 03:48:46 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE COBLE
Ärende: Re: Coporate-clothing Catalogue
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 Echo: Funny
 Date: 19-Oct-2004 13:44
 Subj: Coporate-clothing Catalogue
 DAVE COBLE wrote IN a Message to GREG SEARS 

 DC> The computer company my wife works for distributed a coporate-clothing
   > catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl
   > (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer
   > keyboard. "They would make a good present for any man," my
   > wife commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two
   > things he can never have.

 G-day  DAVE COBLE, that reminds me of a lot of ....... Musical Bull

Two farmers at the feed store were discussing the local election for tax
collector.

One of the candidates was named Harkins, who was also the operator of the
drawbridge over the local river.

"You gonna vote for Harkins?" the first farmer asked.

"No, I don't think so," the other replied.

"Why not?" the first farmer asked.

"Well, you remember that prize bull I used to have? One day I looked in
the barn and there's that bull lying down actin' strange. So I asked the
vet and he gave me some medicine, and he said it had to be put in the
bull's rectum.

"I took the medicine home but I couldn't find a funnel. So I seen this
old army bugle hangin' on a nail in the barn and I used that.

"Only problem was that before I could get that bugle out, my bull passed
some gas and made a loud toot on that bugle.

"Well sir, that scairt my bull somethin' awful and he busted out of the
stall, made another toot, then busted through the fence and went runnin'
down the road.

"He went down the road, runnin' and tootin' towards the bridge that
Harkins runs. That fool old man opened the bridge, and my bull ran across
it, fell in the river and drowned.

"Now," the farmer said, "Do you think I could vote for a man that's run
that bridge for years but don't know the difference between a boat
whistle and a bull blowin' a bugle out his ass?"



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