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Skriven 2006-10-11 21:26:00 av Greg Sears
Ärende: BOO
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 08

                      The 13 Days Of Halloween


 On the first day of Halloween                          /
 my mailman brought to me                      .-.  '-\| -'/-,
 A Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.                 / "| -\| \ ./ |-.
                                             /   \  '.-\| /.-'
      .--.               .--.               '-'-'-'    \//
     | = o\             | = o\                          ||
     \= =_/             \= =_/                          ||
      )= \____           )= \____                 jgs^^/ `\^^
     ; = _|__-\         ; = _|__-\
     |= ----.\          |= ----.\
     ('.==|             ('.==|       On the second day of Halloween,
      \=\=\    jgs     / \=\=\       my mailman brought to me
      /=/\=\_       _.'  /=/\=\_     two walking mummies,
     /__) \__)__..-'    /__) \__)    and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.

 On the third day of Halloween,                                   _
 my mailman brought to me                   _                    /;)
 three black cats,                         /;)                  (;(
 two walking mummies,                     (;(     A,=,A  ,;;;;,  );)
 and a Gho-o-o-ul           A,=,A  ,;;;;,  );)   /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/
     in a dead tree.       /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/   =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/
                          =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/      `==;;;;;""|;;;/
                            `==;;;;;""|;;;/           ||;|  \;\
                                ||;|  \;\          _((;;|  ((;;\
 On the fourth day       jgs   ((;;|  ((;;\        /;)
     of Halloween,                                (;(
 my mailman brought                 A,=,A  ,;;;;,  );)
     to me                         /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/
 four spooky ghosts,              =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/
 three black cats,                  `==;;;;;""|;;;/
 two walking mummies,                   ||;|  \;\
 and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.      ((;;|  ((;;\
                           .--.
                          /  ..\
                     ____.'  _o/
      .--.          '--.     |.__            On the fifth day
     /..  \         _.-'     /--'                of Halloween,
     \ o  /    _.--'        /                my mailman brought
     /    \   ~'--....___.-'                     to me
    /      \                                 five witches riding
   (/      \)      ,_                            brooms,
    |      \        |`\                      four spooky ghosts,
     \      '._     \  `'-._                 three black cats,
      '._      '-.   \      '-._/)           two walking mummies,
         `'- ,~- _.`  '.        '.--.        and a Gho-o-o-ul
 jgs                    `-.,    / ..`\           in a dead tree.
      .--.                 //'-.   o /
     /..  \               (/     '--'
     \o _ (____                  ,
   __.|    .--'                _/(_
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       '.    '-.___.-'/        /;_)              _/(_
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              `````            \__\              /;_)
                                ``            =='/ <===<<<    ,
 On the sixth day of               ,             \__\       _/(_
     Halloween,                   _)\_             ``       {\
 my mailman brought                //}            ,         /;_)
     to me                        (_;\           _)\_    =='/ <===<<<
 six hooting owls,           >>>===> \`==         //}       \__\
 five witches riding              /__/           (_;\         ``
     brooms,                       ``       >>>===> \`==
 four spooky ghosts,          jgs                /__/
 three black cats,                                ``
 two walking mummies,
 and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.

     /\ .-"""-. /\
     \ `"`'v'`"` /
     { .=.   .=. }             On the seventh day of Halloween,
     {( O ) ( O )}             my mailman brought to me
     .\'=' V '='/.             seven scary pumpkins,
    /.'`-'-'-'-`'.\            six hooting owls,
   |/   ^  ~  ^   \|           five witches riding brooms,
   \|    ^   ^    |/           four spooky ghosts,
    \           //            three black cats,
     \ _     _ //             two walking mummies,
 -----'(|)---(|)'-----         and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
 -jgs--,-------,-----
      / .' : '. \                                  /\
     '-'._.-._.'-'                                / /
                                               __( (__
                                           .-'(    `' )`-.
                                         ./    `"""""'    \.
 On the eighth day of Halloween,        /     ___   ___     \
 my mailman brought to me              /        \ //        \
 eight freaky franks,                 ;       /\      /\      ;
 seven scary pumpkins,               ;       /O_\    /O_\      ;
 six hooting owls,                   |            /\           |
 five witches riding brooms,         ;            ~~           ;
 four spooky ghosts,                  ;     /\.        ./\    ;
 three black cats                      \   |/`\/\/\/\//`\|  /
 two walking mummies,                   \      \/\/\/\/     /
 and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead          jgs `\               /'
     tree.                                 `-..___..__..-'

           .-""-"-""-.
          /           \        On the ninth day of Halloween,
          | .--.-.--. |        my mailman brought to me
          |` >       `|        nine reapers reaping,
          | <         |        eight freaky franks,
          (__..---..__)        seven scary pumpkins,
         (`|\o_/ \_o/|`)       six hooting owls,
          \(    >    )/        five witches riding brooms,
        [>=|   ---   |=<]      four spooky ghosts,
           \__\   /__/         three black cats,
    jgs        '-'             two walking mummies,
                               and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
 On the tenth day of                               ___
      Halloween,                                  /  /\   |---.
 my mailman brought to me                         |__|/__ |---,\
 ten skulls a-smoking,                            |  `   |=    `
 nine reapers reaping,                            |      /|
 eight freaky franks,                             |  .--' |
 seven scary pumpkins,                            |   |   |
 six hooting owls,                                |   |   |
 five witches riding brooms,                      |   |   |
 four spooky ghosts,                             /    |   |
 three black cats,                           jgs/_____\   |
 two walking mummies,
 and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.

         )   ,
       (       )             On the eleventh day of Halloween,
          _(____             my mailman brought to me
       .-"      "-.          eleven coffins creaking,
      /            \         ten skulls a-smoking,
     |              |        nine reapers reaping,
     |,  .-.  .-.  ,|        eight freaky franks,
     | )(__/  \__)( |        seven scary pumpkins,
     |/     /\     \|        six hooting owls,
     (_     ^^     _)        five witches riding brooms,
      \__|IIIIII|__/         four spooky ghosts,
       | \IIIIII/ |          three black cats,
       \          /          two walking mummies,
 jgs    `--------`           and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.

                                              __.....__
 On the twelfth day of Halloween,           .'         ':,
 my mailman brought to me                  /  __  _  __  \
 twelve skeletons a-dancing,               | |_)) || |_))||
 eleven coffins creaking,                  | | \ || |   ||
 ten skulls a-smoking,                     |             ||   _,
 nine reapers reaping,                     |             ||.-(_{}
 eight freaky franks,                      |             |/    `
 seven scary pumpkins,                     |        ,_ (\;|/)
 six hooting owls,                       \|       {}_)-,||`
 five witches riding brooms,             \;/,,;;;;;;;,\|//,
 four spooky ghosts,
 three black cats,
 two walking mummies,
 and a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
                                                      \)/ .-.
                                                       /,(o,o)
                                                      ()  (m)
     On the thirteenth day                     /_ ___  \,=",
                                               '-()-()   =/=\
            of Halloween,                       //\||  ==== ()
                                               /`  \|  ="=  `|
                                            =="    `(0V0)    '--
 Before this could happen......
 ......I Moved!                         _____
                    . . . . .      _.-""     ""-._
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                    !_!_!_!_!  .'                   '.
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            |= ||___|| =   ||___|| =|  =| ||    || | ||
            | [_______]   [_______] |--.| ||____|| | ||
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      ,/'___#____#__#_____#___#_______#_______#____#___#'\,
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