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Skriven 2006-10-14 16:13:59 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: ISO: funny toddler recipe
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Anybody have that joke recipe of a mom trying to bake a cake with a
2-year-old around?

It had instructions like:

4. Remove lego from batter bowl
5. chase toddler from kitchen
etc.

A funny recipe in exchange, in advance. . .

CAT POOP COOKIES!
(Author Unknown)

Here, by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for
the infamous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops
(rolled in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)

Last warning-many of you may not want to read this!

There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown),
and gingerbread (light brown).

The author seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may
need adjustment, especially on flavoring.  The cookies are dense
and not very sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep
their shape during baking.  If you use white flour or sugar,
they may be tastier but they won't look like poopies.

Chocolate ingredients:

     1/2 cup honey
     2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
     1 egg
     1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
     2 cups whole wheat flour
     1/3 cup cocoa powder
     grape-nuts(tm) cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:

     1/4 cup honey
     1/4 cup molasses
     2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
     1 egg
     2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
     spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp
     each) grape-nuts(tm) cereal

Mix-ins:

     Coconut = tapeworms
     Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
     Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
     Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
     Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
     Corn = self explanatory!
     Peanuts = chunks
     M&Ms = decoration?

To Make:

Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute).
Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more
realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.
Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of
cat poops.

Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done
(about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts,
with a cat litter scoop.  I hear you get lovely effects by
decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or
pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the
new clumping litters...

Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the
cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous."

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party
where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.



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