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Skriven 2004-10-22 16:05:44 av Cindy Haglund (1:124/6308.20)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: Fake Orgasm Check List
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0n (19 May 04) DAVE COBLE wrote to GEORGE POPE...

-=> GEORGE POPE wrote to CINDY HAGLUND <=-

 GP> Q: Why do woman fake orgasms?
 GP> A: Because men fake foreplay!


 DC> Q. Why Do Women Close Their Eyes During Sex?
 DC> A. They Can't Stand Seeing A Man Have A Good Time.

 No they're dreaming he's twice as big and I don't mean fat.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?
 DC> A. Because They Think We Care.

 No. Well yeah you don't care but she's just being polite.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Fart After They Pee?
 DC> A. They Can't Shake It Dry, So They Blow It Dry.

But men gotta get their hands doity.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Find It Hard To Piss First Thing In The Morning ?
 DC> A. Have You Ever Tried Opening A Toasted Cheese Sandwich?

 Did you ever put your boxer shorts on backwards....?
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Get Married?
 DC> A. So They Can Settle Down And Take Root!

 Nah, so they can get him to do the housework.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Boobs?
 DC> A. So Men Will Talk To Them.

 No arugement there!
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Legs?
 DC>  A1. So They Don't Get Stuck To The Ground.
 DC>  A2. To Get Between The Bedroom And The Kitchen.

 men have legs so they can do the housework.

 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have More Problems With Hemhroids?
 DC> A. Because God Made Man The Perfect Hole.

 Funny I didn't know that women have more problesm with hemmrhoids. IS
that why men carry a whole tube around in their suit pocket on the
prowl for uncomfy looking femail co workers to offer it too?
Good pick up line! ((This scenario from Preparation H commercial).
                                   
 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Periods?
 DC> A. Because They Deserve Them.

 And men deserve the best revenge.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Smaller Feet Than Men?
 DC> A. So They Can Stand Closer To The Sink.

 (LOL!!!)
          
 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have TGIF On Their Shirts?
 DC> A. Tits Go In Front.

 (Bad bad bad)... oh what is it for men?
 'THIS GUY IS FAKE!' ?
                 
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have TGIF On Their Shoes?
 DC> A. Toes Go In First.

 Men: Tie goes in front.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Trouble Achieving Orgasm?
 DC> A. *Who Cares?*

 But "you" didn't.

 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Two Holes On The Bottom?
 DC>  A1. So When They Get Drunk At A Party, You Can Carry Them Home Like
  DC>      Like A Six-Pack.
 DC>  A2. In Case You Miss.

 Well I'd have more fun carrying the drunk guy with the big dick if it
 stayed hard long enough. Gal's are more reliable.
                        
 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Two Sets Of Lips?
 DC> A. So They Can Piss And Moan At The Same Time.

 men: only have on set because two would be too complicated.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Have Vaginas?
 DC> A. So Guys Will Talk To Them At Parties.

 LAME! Boob version much better.
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 DC> Q. Why Do Women Like Old Gynecologists?
 DC> A. They Have Shaky Hands!

 LOL!!!! OH that's baddd!
                          
 DC> Q. Why Do Women Like The Number 77?
 DC> A. She Likes To Be 8 (Ate) More.

*(tossing overripe tomato)

 DC> Q. Why Do Women Like To Do It Doggy Style?
 DC> A. So They Can Keep Watching The Home Shopping Network.

 Or so the man can.

 ah that's enough :)

Cinders

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