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Skriven 2006-11-14 13:42:00 av Greg Sears
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         GEORGE POPE was entering F unny stuff to  GREG SEARS  

 GP> On (28 Oct 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> A "Four Bagger" is when she's so ugly you put a bag on her head,
   >    > and
   >    > another on your head in case hers breaks; and YOU'RE so ugly she
   >    > puts
   >    > a bag on your head and one on hers, in case yours breaks!
   >
   >    G-day Mate,
   >              It's a good thing I don't date your-type sheilas EH!

 GP> Not MY type -- you might have noticed I said "YOU'RE" up there! (not
   > "I'M"!
   > Speaking of ugly. . .

   The I C E-man didn't know you were that picky? Hummm ;-)))

 GP> A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said,

    Speaking of children the I C E-man is a grand-father again! A new
    grand son named Timothy Arron Robert Sears! 08-11-2006 9lbs 15 oz!



> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This 
list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated
on your spouse or significant other.

Oral Sex does not count.

If you can't remember the person's name the following day it doesn't
count.

If you failed to call the person back to have more sex doesn't count.

If neither of you achieved orgasm it doesn't count.

Sex with a friend it doesn't count it's just another thing you share.

If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "Did I shave my legs for
this"it doesn't count.

An old flame. It doesn't count.

An ex-spouse. It doesn't count, refer to this as a "pity fuck".

Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, not 
sex.
It doesn't count.

Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation. It doesn't count.

2 heterosexual women having fun, not sex. It doesn't count.

Kissing body parts is not cheating. It doesn't count.

An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex,
BUT only if you do not know their significant other. It doesn't count.

An act committed while you were intoxicated. It doesn't count.

An act committed with a family member of your significant other. It
doesn't count. This should be referred to as "a skeleton in the family
closet".

Acts committed in a public place. It doesn't count.(why should it, it
was public right?)

Phone sex. It doesn't count.(refer back to "glorified masturbation")

An act in which no kissing takes place. It doesn't count. (not
considered to be intimate)

An act committed with your next door neighbor. It doesn't count, this
should be referred to as "being neighborly".

An act with a US President. It doesn't count, unless the Senate votes
impeachment.



> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

There were two good ol' boys from the South, who love to fish, and
they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in
Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely.
They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop
and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick."
So they got that and they took off.
In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're
gonna need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he
didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an
hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked,
"how are you fellows doing"?
"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet!"


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