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Skriven 2007-01-11 18:45:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av Steve Asher
Ärende: Re: America
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    *  STEVE ASHER was entering F unny stuff to  JOE BRUCHIS  *

 SA> Mulling over Joe Bruchis to All 01 Jan 2007
   > G'day Joe,

 JB> A Somali arrives in Florida as a new immigrant to the United
   > States.

 SA> I thought you were leading into this, until I read further...
   > Cowboys vs Muslims:
   > Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their
   > flights.
   > One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide Indian
   > Pow-Wow.
   > Another a ranch hand on his way to Billings Montana for a stock show.
   > The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived,
   > and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.
   <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< C U T >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
   > The Cowboy shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the
   > darkness beneath his Stetson Cowboy Hat says, "That's 'cause we ain't
   > played Cowboys and Muslims yet boy."
   > Cheers, Steve..

   Good one Mate,

BUT

   You're not saying things as they is! Talk to George-Bush! ;-((((((

   MORE on the u.s.a. world....................


  Valdosta, GA (LP).  Two policemen in a cruising patrol car were
  surprised at 2:30 early yesterday morning to see a homeowner with a
  sawed-off shotgun holding a pizza delivery man at bay on the former's
  front porch in a local up-scale neighborhood.

  "Thank goodness you've come," chorused both the homeowner and the
  pizza man in unison.  Just minutes before the police made their
  serendipitous arrival, the homeowner, a retired university professor,
  had been yelling into the house for his wife to set the dog loose, to
  call 911, and to bring a mop.  The pizza man had soiled himself on
  the professor's front porch after coming face to face with the
  foreshortened shotgun.

  Police quickly took charge of the scene and determined the facts.
  The incident began in mid-afternoon the previous day when the pizza
  delivery man, a mentally challenged resident of the group home on
  Shaker Road, had missed his ride on the short bus at the end of his
  "school day" at the neighborhood training site.  Walking home, as he
  often had to do, he stopped in at a local pizza parlor and applied
  for a job, rather than admit to the counterman that he had no money
  to buy a pizza.

  "Hell, he looked as bright as any of my other delivery boys," said
  Junior Junior, the pizza parlor's manager.  "He said he could drive a
  car, so I lent him mine.  That's how he got hired.  I had no idea
  that he was going to pick a wrong house number and ring the doorbell
  of a completely dark house at 2:30 in the morning!  My store is
  definitely not responsible for this. No way!"

  Police confiscated the shotgun from the professor and called for
  an ambulance to transport the delivery man to the local Medical
  Center for treatment of an apparently serious dog bite in the groin
  area.  All the while protesting "Anybody would have done the same
  thing to have his peace disturbed in the middle of the night by some
  blithering idiot," the professor was handcuffed, taken to jail, and
  charged with felonious assault with a deadly weapon, dog baiting, and
  $17.85 for the pizza which he didn't order.

  "All's well that ends well," said the professor's wife, waving to
  her husband as the squad car turned the corner.




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