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Skriven 2004-12-05 20:29:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 BBS: Milky Way Date: 11-30-04 (12:46)
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GP>GS> Lawyer says "no" need to fuck-off the Legal_aid system will pay Mate!

 GEORGE POPE replied To GREG SEARS saying.. .. ..

GP>Hmm. . . where've I heard that before?
  >Oh yeah, 5 minutes ago, right here in this same place, by the same person!
  >(probably from the same reply packet, eh?)

WOW... lucky you then Mate!

>OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

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                          "CATS"
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"Cats" is the longest-running show on Broadway to date. The show
romanticizes and shrouds in mystery the lives and habits of
America's 2nd most popular pet. Yet, even with the lively dancing
and popular songs, "Cats" doesn't seem to capture the
true-to-life behavior of our feline companions. Below is a list
of what "Cats" would have to do to more accurately portray the
true essence of cats.

* Audience members would enter the auditorium only to find their
  seats had been clawed and covered with fur.

* The antagonist in the show would be a giant vacuum cleaner.

* Sometimes the cast would perform, but sometimes not - depending
  on their mood.

* Performers would leap off the stage and run up the aisles at
  the recorded sound of a can opener in the lobby.

* When certain audience members opened their playbills, a cast
  member would attempt to lay down on it.

* In the middle of a performance various cast members would curl
  up and go to sleep, even in the middle of a song.

* For no apparent reason, cast members would randomly run to the
  lobby, and then back to the stage at top speed. They would then
  continue as if nothing had happened.

* A special audience member would find a headless bird in his/her
  seat after the intermission (interval).

* Snack bar employees would constantly be reprimanding cast
  members for walking on the counter.

* Open the stall door and guess who is drinking from the toilet.

* Part of the performance would include the cast climbing and
  shredding the theater curtains.

* The stage would be stained from someone coughing up a hairball
  and then eating it.

* Performers would find sand in the lobby ashtrays and - well,
  we don't have to draw a picture here, do we?

* The show would need to be stopped several times to allow cast
  members to "bathe" themselves.

* Most of the final act would consist of the cast just staring
  at the audience.

* The big finale would feature a giant ball of yarn, feathers on
  a pole, and stray strands of dental floss.

* Theater patrons waiting outside the stage door after
  performances would get their legs rubbed, if they were lucky.

* Cast members would never cash their paychecks, just play with
  them.


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

New purchase

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive
imported panties. "After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to
find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find a gift wrapping
on a dead beaver."

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