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Skriven 2004-12-06 18:02:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: F unny
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GS> GP>Nah, cuz even where legal aid exists, it usually caps the amount the law
GS>   >can charge, while on private billing the lawyer can charge whatever he t
GS>   >the client deems it to be worth! (and guilty people are usually willing
GS>   >a LOT to get off the hook!)
GS>
GS> SO you're saying ALL law & order is $$money$$ ...it figures eh! '-)

Who said lawyers contribute to ORDER at all?

GS> GP>We don't have legal aid to speak of any more here in BC! :'(
GS>
GS> Good maybe the the a$$ hole crim gets what he/she diserves eh!! '-)

The problem is, that non-asshole innocent people get what the asshole criminals
deserve, too! :(

Funny. . .

NEED funny to counteract the depressing real stuff!


The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post=20
in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched=20
up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is=20
kept there.=20

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here=20
and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's=
=20
why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand=20
about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his=20
own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the=20
camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands=20
on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do=20
it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies, "they usually just ride the=20
camel into town where the girls are."

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