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Skriven 2004-12-09 08:20:10 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's Story Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 08

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "FEAR," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous e-mail virus 
yet.

It will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble 
any disks that are even close to your computer.  It will recalibrate
your  refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice  cream melts and
milk  curdles.  It will demagnetize the strips on all your 
credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on
your VCR and use  subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to 
play
...

It will give your "ex" your new phone number.  It will mix antifreeze 
into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and  leave its dirty 
socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with 
your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

FEAR  will make you fall in love with a hardened criminal.  It will give 
you  nightmares about circus midgets.  It will replace your  shampoo 
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current 
partner behind  your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your 
VISA card.

It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is dead,
such  is the power of FEAR.  It reaches out beyond the grave  to sully
those things we hold most dear.

FEAR will give you Dutch Elm disease.  It will leave the toilet seat up 
and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerous close to a  full bathtub. 
It  will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and 
pillows,  and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and 
subtle.

It is  dangerous and terrifying to behold.  It is also a rather
interesting  shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.  Be very, very afraid.  AND PLEASE FORWARD 
THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!


... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]

 

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