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Skriven 2004-12-13 23:04:02 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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An elderly man was walking through the French countryside admiring the
beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple
making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to
himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est
magnifique!" and continued to watch, rememberinggood times. Suddenly he
drew in a gasp and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu!" Ze woman - she is dead!"
and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the
police chief. He came to the station and shouted, "Jean...Jean zere is
zis man, zis woman ...naked in farmer Gaston's field making love." The
police chief smiled and said; "Come, come, Henri you are not so old;
remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour!
Zis is okay." "Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station,
jumped on his bike, pedaled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story,
and pedaled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor: "Pierre,
Pierre, ... this is Jean, I was in Gaston's field; zere is zis young
couple naked 'aving sex " To which Pierre replied,"Jean, I am a man of
science. You must remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah,
L'amour! Zis is very natural." Jean, still out of breath, gasped in
reply, "NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!" Hearing
this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black medicine bag;
stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools; jumped in the
car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field. After carefully
examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who
were waiting at the station. He got there, went inside, smiled
patiently, and said, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not
dead, she is English"




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