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GS>              We Were So Poor When I Was Young..........

Poverty. . . hmm. . .


UNEMPLOYED CANADIANS GET MORE NOOKIE!
By Linda Galeazzi (Editor In Chief)

January 8, 1999.  According to a national survey, Canadians who live in
areas with a high unemployment rate are having more sex and yes, BETTER
sex than Canadians who actually have a job!

"So this is what they mean by economic growth!" said one man, gazing
lovingly at his erection.  "Well, wo-hoo and paint me horny!  I knew
there had to be an UP side to being on welfare, scrounging for food
every month and having to sell my beloved Gordon Lightfoot record
collection to pay my electricity bills!  I have sex!  And man, does that
ever make poverty bearable!"

His wife, pregnant with their eighteenth child, was less inclined to
agree.

According to the survey, people in the hard-hit Atlantic provinces --
Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and New Brunswick for
all you ignoramuses out there -- are having more sex than Western
Canadians, where unemployment has not run as rampant.  Indeedely,
Atlantic Canadians have sex 8.28 times a month, as opposed to the 6.57
times a month people in prosperous British Columbia have sex.  We at
CyberStones can only conclude that the .28 and .57 refer to quickies in
the back seat of a car where only one partner achieved orgasm.

French-speaking Quebecers have sex 7.78 times a month -- though,
obviously not with ME -- but according to one insider, Quebecers will
not rest until their unemployment rates skyrocket and they can prove
themselves to be "as horny as those English bastards in the Maritimes."

The Atlantic provinces and Quebec, for your information, all have
unemployment rates above the nation average of 8 percent.  There is no
confirmation to the rumors that they willingly forfeited jobs and
economic investment in order to keep their libidos running at an
optimum.

To the West of Quebec, sexual interest and frequency declines.  Ontario
showed an average of 7.18 sexual encounters a month; 7.09 in Manitoba
and Saskatchewan and 6.91 in Alberta.

"I love having sex as often as I do," said one Atlantic Canadian.  "The
only downside is that I really don't have anything to do with the other
91.62 percent of my time.  Sometimes when I try to convince my husband
to have sex with me, he says, 'According to the survey, it's not time
yet!'  So, like, our men are horny, yeah, but they're also sticklers for
details and stuff," added the frustrated woman.

The Canadian contingent of CyberStones will keep you updated on this sex
thing if and when any of us ever manage to pry our lazy asses out of bed
and look for a real job.

) 1998 CyberStones. All Rights Reserved.
http://www.cyberstones.com/cyberstones/style/style.html

And more on the topic. . .


Poor and Rich

   "After all, whats is the difference between the rich man and the poor man?"
  "The rich man has acute laryngitis and the poor man has a cold."



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