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Skriven 2004-12-15 23:41:24 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Funny on 12-Dec-2004 13:52

 GS>           FOURTH GRADE BIOLOGY EXPERIMENT
   > PART 5:  What i Learnt from this scientifuk experimunt.  I learnt
   > very importunt things about science and whoopee.  I leanrt that
   > katy and mommy are missing whoopees and that lucky charms taste the
   > same without pajamas on. I lerned that scienze is really kool and
   > that I want to be a biologie teachr like Mr. Pemberton.  I hope I
   > get an A becawse my labrotory experimunt has been very scintifik.
   > Thank you.
   > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
   > the end of my report

        -=[George Pope wrote IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> Well?  Did he get an "A" on his report?

  G-day George Pope, don't know, but if I was the spelling teacher the
                     answer would be NO! #[;-)]

        -=[George Pope continued IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> (probably got $20 for the pictures from his teacher, eh?) (who sold
   > them online for several thousands?)



> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

ESCAPEE subject Claus, while in the custody of city marshalls, placed his
thumb to his nose and somehow escaped.

             FOR INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION

                             $5,000 REWARD

SUBJECT, in addition, is wanted for breaking and entering, crossing a
state line to commit a felony, cruelty to animals, vagrancy, trespassing,
and resisting arrest.

SPY -- Claus seems to be operating from an area in or near northern
Russia.

ILLEGAL ENTRY -- If subject entered the country as indicated, he will be
charged with illegal entry, failure to possess a passport, failure to file
a customs declaration, failure to file flight plans with the F.A.A.,
piloting an unregistered and uninspected aircraft, flying below legal
altitudes and landing in an unauthorized zone.

NARCOTICS ADDICT -- Subject is believed to be addicted to unknown drugs.
He periodically chuckles and cries "Ho Ho Ho" indicating a state of mental
euphoria.  Subject speaks of "flying", a hippie word for drug induced
stupor.  Tests of a pipe in his possession showed no traces of narcotic
drugs.

DESCRIPTION -- Caucasian male, about 55 years of age, long white beard and
hair, "hippie" appearance.  Generally wears black boots and favors a
bright red "Mao" type suit, also a red stocking cap.  Travels in a
makeshift sled pulled by eight tiny reindeer, both sled and deer are
believed to be stolen.  Subject thought to travel under many aliases.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

It was Christmas time, and the postman rings at the door for an urgent
letter. She opens the door, asking for his request. Taking the letter,
she said: "Come in, postman.  I'll give you coffee and a good breakfast".
So he came in, took the meal. When he was ready, she said:
"Come on, let's go to bed now."  The postman was excited, went with her
to bed, and they had fun together. Afterwards, the woman gave him a
dollar-note. So he said:" What the hell is the reason, you made breakfast
for me, went to bed with me, and know giving me a dollar? I suppose the
rest was enough!"

And she answered: "It is X-mas, and I asked my husband, what shall we
give the mailman. And he said 'FUCK HIM, GIVE HIM A DOLLAR!'

But the breakfast was my idea...."




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