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Skriven 2004-12-21 09:21:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Ärende: Seasons greetings
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   Top 25 Ways to Frighten Your Roomate During the Christmas Holidays

 1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life.  If S/he tries
    to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the
    floor.

 2. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap.  Refuse
    to get off.

 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time.  Deny you're wearing it.

 4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth
    chanting "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to
    town..."

 5. Hang mistletoe in the doorway.  When your roommate enters or leaves
    the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.

 6. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it.  Collect coal and
    sharp objects in it.  If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty
    all year!"

 7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers.  Constantly complain about
    how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.

 8. Make conversation out of Christmas carols.  (I.E.  "You know, I
    saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last
    night.")

 9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.

10. Sing: "All I want for christmas is my roommate's two front teeth..."

11. Give your roommate the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas song.

12. Build a snowman with your roommate and place a hat on its head.
    When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "It didn't work!"

13. Whip your roommate screaming "now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner and
    Blitzen, ect."

14. Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations telling "Bah
    Humbug!"

15. Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please
    have mercy on my soul!"

16. Tell your roommate you're moving out.  Santa's buying you a house on
    34th street.

17. Pin a pointsetta to your lapel.

18. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts
    first.

19. Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's
    friends "give it a yank."

20. Ring jingle bells manaically saying "every time a bell rings, an
    angel gets his wings."

21. Stand in front of the mirror reciting "How the Grinch Stole
    Christmas" over and over in your underwear.

22. Smoke mistletoe.  Do what comes naturally.

23. Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping.  When s/he wakes up, sing
    "He sees you when you're sleeping..."

24. Steal a life sized nativity scene and display it in your room.  When
    you roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here,
    there's no room at the inn!"

25. When your roommate goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her
    possessions. Tell him/her that Santa's elves must have done it.


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