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Skriven 2005-01-04 13:35:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av RICK VAN RUTH
Ärende: Echostats
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RR> They were posted, I notice them every month. Unless there was a fidonet lin
RR> missing somewhere and the posts never got to you?

Maybe that was it -- there were some Fido hiccoughs that caused people I
correspond with to miss out on MEMORIES, among others. . .

RR> Sorry, no joke attached ;-)

Hey, YOU'RE practically "Admin" status, so you're exempted under the rules!

So am I, but I throw them in anyways, just because I'm a generous dictator! *G*

The king's word be law!

The Saga of Daniel.
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"'Twas  in   the  days  of  Retribution  and  in  the  arts  of
Prostitution..."

"Speaking of prostitution," said  Daniel  to  the King;  "how's
the wife?"

And the King was sore affronted.   Daniel  was  sentenced to 40
days and 40 nights in the Lion's Den  for  the  King's word was
Law!

And so it came to pass that on the morning of  the  second day,
Daniel shat a great shit, and the lions were sore affronted and
henceforth kept their  distance from Daniel, who on the morning
of the thirty second  day,  peering  through  the barred window
aspied the King approaching from afar.

Daniel  picked up from the  floor  of  the  den  a  handful  of
crystallized lion  shit and hurled it  with  menacing  accuracy
at random.  Random being a crafty bugger ducked and so the shit
hit the King full in the eye.

"Shot!" cried the lions.
"Shit!" cried the King.
"Right first time" said Daniel.

For this Daniel was sentenced to 40 days  and  40 nights in the
Wilderness, for the King's word was Law.

And so it came to pass  that  Daniel wandered in the Wilderness
for many a long day and many a long night.

But  on the evening of the thirteenth day  in  the  wilderness,
Daniel was set upon by bandits!

Not, as  you  might  at  first  surmise,  ordinary bandits, but
Mexican bandits.

Not, as you might at second surmise, ordinary  Mexican bandits,
but Mexican bum-bandits, who  debagged  him,  scragged  him and
shagged him, and left him  with  his  pockets  jingling and his
arsehole tingling!

And so it came to pass  that  Daniel wandered in the Wilderness
for many a long day and many a long night.

But on the twenty seventh day in the Wilderness,  Daniel  met a
woman.

Not, as you  might  at  first surmise, an ordinary woman, but a
loose woman.

"Tarry a while", said the woman.
"Why?" said Daniel

"For T", said the woman.
"Tea?" said Daniel?
"C U N T" said the woman.

And Daniel tarried for  many  a  long  day and many even longer
nights.

And so it came to  pass  that  the woman came again unto Daniel
and said to him;

"Daniel, I am with child, what steps willst thou take?"

F***in'  big  ones"  quoth Daniel, legging  it  back  into  the
Wilderness with all speed.

And so it came to pass that  Daniel  came  once  again unto the
court of the King.

"Come  forth!" cried the King, but Daniel came  fifth,  and  so
lost the race.

"Ho!" said Daniel.
"Whore?"  misheard  the  King,  "are you talking about my  wife
again?"

"F***  me!"  said  the  Princess and 20 thousand courtiers were
killed in the rush, for she was a comely wench.

"F*** me!"  said the Queen in indignation and nobody moved save
a solitary old  man,  quietly  masturbating  in  a  corner, who
grabbed the Queen by  the  cheeks  of  her arse and slipped her
onto his dick like a well-worn seaboot.

"Shit!" cried the King and  20  thousand  iron-clad drawers hit
the sand and 20 thousand arses were bared to the morning sun.

"Stop!"  cried  the King, and 20  thousand  turds  lay  nipped,
gently steaming in the morning air, for  the  King's  word  was
Law.



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