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Skriven 2005-01-08 20:36:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Test..test..test
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GS> This is a t-e-s-t.
G
Why a t-e-s-t?

Is that like a test tickle?

Testing, testing. . .

Going ONCE:

 When I was in Cornell, Chemistry 101 was considered to be an
 exceptionally difficult course.  Weekly recitation classes followed
 the lectures, to review homework assignments and help the
 floundering students.

 In our first recitation section, the teaching assistant started
 handing out a pop quiz at the beginning of the class.  As he was
 distributing the quiz, he explained, "Just to make sure that
 everyone keeps up with the homework, we are going to start each week
 with a little 'quizzy'.  And it will be a third of your grade."

 One of the female students at the front of the class who had longer
 to  examine the quiz than the rest of us, and who obviously did not
 recognize any of questions as relating to things we should have
 known exclaimed loudly,

 "Well!  If this is one of your little quizzies, I'd hate to see one
  of your big Testies!"

 While the laughter was dying down, a very red faced lady beat
 a hasty exit for the door. We never saw her again.

and going TWICE:

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me 
Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss 
told her to report for work on Monday.

He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just 
before the dolls were packed into boxes.

On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut It 
down because one worker couldn't keep up.

The boss went down the line To find the problem.

The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of 
dolls waiting for her.

Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two 
walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.

The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give  each 
doll Two----Test----Tickles."



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