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Skriven 2005-01-09 17:24:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: Joke
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GS>   Now with all that silly-season over, a new year here, and life rolls
GS> on. I do hope you & yours had a good time!

It IS silly!  I'll bet that people set up fake evergreen trees and fake snow
out as decorations?  (both private homes & in businesses, eh?)

Which is rather silly, considering that such stuff doesn't suit the solstice
celebrations, by any name! :P

                  What I Love About Winter

December 10 - 6:00pm and it started to snow. The first of the
season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the
window watching the soft flakes drift down all over the area.

December 11 - We awoke to a big beautiful blanket of crystal
white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight!! Every
tree and shrub covered by a beautiful mantle. I shovelled snow
for the first time and loved it.  I did both the driveway and
sidewalks. Then a snow plow came through and covered our sidewalk
with compacted snow from the street so I shovelled it again.

December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Oh well,
I'm sure we'll get some more before the lovely winter is through.

December 14 - It snowed 8 inches last night and the temperature
dropped to 20 below zero. Shovelled the driveway and sidewalks
again and then the snow plow came by and did it's trick again.

December 15 - Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer so I can drive
in the snow. Bought snow tires for my wife's car.

December 16 - Fell on my @ss in the driveway. All that was hurt
was my feelings.

December 17 - Still cold (below zero in the a.m.) and icy roads
make for very tough driving.

December 20 - Had another 14 inches of the white sh!t last night.
More shovelling in store for me today. The damn snow plow came by
twice.

December 22 - If I ever catch the son-of-a-b!tch that drives the
f@cking snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls!!
I think he hides around the corner and then comes down the street
at 100 miles an hour throwing that sh!t all over what used to be
my lawn!

December 25 - MERRY CHRISTMAS!! They predict 20 more f@cking
inches of this sh!t. I wonder if they know just how many f@cking
shovels full of snow 20 inches really is? @ssholes!! F@ck Santa,
he doesn't have to bust his balls shovelling that sh!t. The snow
plow driver came by and asked for and asked for a donation. I
wrapped up side of his f@cking head with the snow shovel.

December 26 - Guess who the f@ck got 28+ more inches last night!!
I must be going blind or getting cabin fever because the wife is
starting to look real good to me.

December 27 - C@cksucking toilet froze. If you go outside don't
eat the brown snow.

December 28 - I set fire to the f@cking house, now I want to see
that white sh!t cling to the roof!!



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