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Skriven 2005-01-22 09:01:35 av ceri@twmba.net
Ärende: (belated) Happy New Year
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From: Ceri <ceri@twmba.net>
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  Happy New Year to you.

Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004!

It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!

Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out 
from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected 
with a disease.

I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you 
said it causes cancer.

I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to 
walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me 
with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask 
me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls 
to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.

I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are 
nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that 
are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their 
burgers.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get 
sick from the rat faeces and urine.

When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that 
someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full 
of ice.

However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to 
pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.

I went bankrupt from bounced cheques that I wrote, in anticipation of 
the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I 
participated in their special e-mail program.

It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and 
neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.

But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or 
forgot to follow and I got a curse.

OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at 
least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you 
tonight at 9:00 PM.






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