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Q. Did You Hear About The Vitamin Made From Chicken Blood, It
   Makes Men Cocky And Women Lay Better?

Q. How Do You Wake A Chicken?
A. At 375 Degrees For 1 Hour.

Q. Is It Okay To Eat Fried Chicken With Your Fingers?
A. No, The Fingers Should Be Eaten Separately.

Q. What Did The Chicken Say After She Laid A Square Egg?
A. Ouch!

Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The
   Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!

Q. What Do You Get If You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get If You Cross A Dog With A Chicken?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Cement Mixer?
A. A Brick Layer!

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Ghost?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
A. A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. What Has Feathers And Glows In The Dark?
A. Chicken Kiev.

Q. What Is A Chicken's Favorite Vegetable?
A. Eggplant.

Q. What Is Chicken Teriyaki?
A. The Name Of The Oldest Living Kamikaze Pilot.

Q. What Is The Best Way To Eat A Chicken?
A. Put One Leg Around Each Ear.

Q. What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And An Elephant?
A. An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox.

Q. What Is The Difference Between Chicken And Meat?
A. If You Beat Your Chicken It Would Die.

Q. What Is The Difference Between Erotic And Kinky?
A. Erotic Is Where You Rub A Feather Down Your Lover's Back. Kinky Is
   Where You Use The Whole Chicken.

Q. What Is The Fastest Animal In The World?
A. An Ethiopian Chicken.

Q. What Is The Similarity Between A Woman And Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. By The Time You've Finished With The Breast And Thighs, All You Have
   Left Is A Greasy Box To Pop Your Bone In.

Q. What Kind Of Eggs Does A Wicked Chicken Lay?
A. Deviled Eggs.

Q. When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken
   Come From?
A. A Poul-Tree.

Q. Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?
A. Neither, The Rooster Was The Only One Who Came.

Q. Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs?
A. Because She Mislaid Them.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Basketball Court?
A. He Heard That The Referee Was Blowing Fowls.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
A. For Some Foul Reason!

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
A. To Prove To The Armadillo That It Could Be Done.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross To The Middle Of The Road?
A. She Wanted To Lay It On The Line.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Lay Eggs?
A. Because She Was Tired Of Carrying Them Around.

Q. Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
 A1. Chicken's Day Off.
 A2. To Pick Up The Squashed Chicken.

Q. Why Does A Chicken Coop Have Two Doors?
A. Because If It Had Four, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

Q. Why Is The Chicken Good Looking?
A. It's Pretty Fowl.

Q. Why Would A Compliment From A Chicken Be An Insult?
A. Because It Is A Fowl Remark.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Millipede?
A. Drumsticks For Everyone.

Q. What Do You Say To A Chicken Before A Performance?
A. Break An Egg!
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