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Skriven 2006-04-14 13:43:50 av Cindy Haglund (1:3613/1275.13)
     Kommentar till text 14 av ROSS SAUER (1:123/140)
Ärende: This IS a religious ech,
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CH> I loved the easter bunny bashing joke someone sent me in email. It
 RS> CH>was tooooo funny. I think I sent you a copy. You know the one where
 RS> CH>the bunny just painted his 'eggs' and is gleefully appraising his
 RS> CH>work?

 RS> Probably.

 (('eggs' .... were actually, his er ...nuts). A better comic is the
one of the plump furry Easter Bunny nailed up on the xtain Cross.

........

 RS> Right at the moment, I'm thinking of the "Easter is canceled" joke
 RS> photo going around, with a roadkill rabbit next to a basket of smashed
 RS> eggs.
 RS> <G>

 I think I saw that one! Well if anything this pagan-esque rite is providing
income for many artists and retailers and entertainment (and
cheap chocolate) for the rest of us. (Not that I eat cheap chocolate
mind you. It's got wax in it.)
      
 RS> I also saw a joke photo of where we get Easter Eggs.
 RS> It has a rabbit humping a chicken. <G>

 I saw that one. Never give you pet iguana even a smidge of a hard boiled
 egg after it's been dyed and sitting in the fridge too long...
 btw. They shoot big nasty shits all over the place. (This was years
 ago but I recall it very well.)
 ............

 RS> CH>BTW I think it would be a fine thing to wish all our Jewish friends
 RS> CH>and acquaintances a Heartfelt HAPPY PASSOVER. It wouldn't be like
 RS> CH>that commercialized indiscriminate jolly ho ho M.C you hear for a
 RS> CH>month before the everywhere commercialized fake lie event it is
 RS> CH>about, of that domineering do our die in your face faith. Jews at
 RS> CH>least celebrate their rites for the sake of their faith, not making
 RS> CH>megabutts er bucks. And they KNOW whom to wish happy whatever to.
 RS> CH>Kinda dumb to wish a non-Jew Happy Passover.

 RS> AFAIK, Passover is celebrated on the same days each year.
 RS> (Like Christmas.)

 Xmas is at that date only to suit the whims of big business.
 
 RS> But Easter is a different date each year, why is this, and who
 RS> dictates this date?

 Big Business.

 ,,,,snip...

CH> RS> And more fun watching the fundys have their snitfits.

CH> Yeah it is funny! :) I used to think otherwise but after so many of
CH> those snitfits or shitfits, all you can do is laugh. They never
 RS> CH>learn!  It's a brain thing. They just can't learn!

 RS> I saw an example of this in Waco, Texas.

 yeah. They CAN "learn" but only what they're TOLD, they can't
THINK for themselves, and thinking is what is required for learning
from one's mistakes and those of others. Fundies just blame someone or
something else. No thinking required.

...............

 RS> Bill Nye the Science Guy from PBS was giving a speech about science
 RS> there, and he pointed out how the Bible goofed about the Moon, it's
 RS> not a "lesser light" like the Bible states, it's a reflector of
 RS> sunlight.

 Well remember the bible is a book written by men thousands of years
ago before telescopes and such were invented.... anybody who thinks
the moon is  lesser light still must be living in the past. Way back.

I'm still shocked there's folks who still believe the Earth is flat.
But poor dears, they must live in Texas or other midwestern states and
never go anywhere...

 RS> Some fundys threw a royal fit, storming out.
 RS> One mother screamed at Bill Nye "We believe in God!" on the way out.

 Reading that the image of that old guy in a certain old tv show comes
to mind.. rolling his think no evil/hear no evil/speak no glazed over
eyes heavenwards begging, "Landru, Guide us!" (Landru as you recall
turned out to be a computer.)


You know I've said this before and will say it again. There may or may
not be deities out there, but the ones humans profess to believe in
are clearly: of human design.


 RS> CH>....................................................

CH> RS> CH>Why I say those most Vocal TV type  Fundies (Evangelists
CH> RS> CH>(akin to the alligator inhabited Everglades  of Florida)-
CH> RS> CH>raise cain just to make more ill begotten money!

CH> RS> You may be in some trouble, Cindy.

CH> RS> Read that there is a rumor another of those fundy megachurches
CH> RS> being planned, with the preacher being none other than Tom
CH> RS> DeLay. (That is, *IF* he doesn't go to jail...)

CH> (Cough gag gag gag!!!) His God will have to send something much
 RS> CH>nastier than a pussy cat after him.

 RS> Forgot to mention, the megachurch is planned to be built in Ft Worth.
 RS> Just what your town needs, right?

 (THUNK) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I'm moving! As if there were not
enough churches around here... good gag amighty!

OH btw the latest 'join us' beg from a local Baptist church ( I told
you about the fake Jury summons?)) - is using the LOST (tv show)
format to lure people in. Find Answers! LOL.

And yeah on the show this self made ex drug dealer priest, (mr.
Mystery)- Ecko is building one.

Isn't it funny though whenever there's some sort of superstition spook
stuff going on it's always the catholic church folk involved?
.......

 RS> But speaking of churches, I saw that last night, a church in Iowa got
 RS> nearly demolished by a tornado.

I told you about the big huge, huge big GIGANTIC white cross off the
side of a major highway somewhere up through Missouri I think it was?
I think you told me it was  JW Kingdom Hell?
......................

 RS> Nearby businesses were damaged somewhat, but the church got nailed the
 RS> hardest, losing their roof and most of the front of the building.

 RS> Hmmm... <G>

 Well they're prolly getting taxpayer paid gummit funding and you know
how gummit standard prefab can be, sometimes. (Not always!) (I say
this because some gummit housing/buildings is very good, well built but just as
long as there's no tornados, hurricanes, earth quakes, or floods
around and then that they're well taken care of by the owners.)

cinders

... It gets weirder.

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