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Skriven 2006-11-07 20:19:10 av JOHNJWILSON (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av LEE LOFASO
Ärende: Becoming A Silly Person
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-> Hello John,
-> 
-> >->So you want to become a Muslim, but do not know how?
-> >->Well, it's really quite simple.  Repeat after me -
-> >->
-> >->"La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammadur rasoolu Allah."
-> >->
-> >->There you go.
-> >->
-> >->Now you are officially a Muslim.
-> 
-> JO>You are officially now a silly person.
-> 
-> If Muslims can be silly, I can be a silly too.  :)

And if the can act a brutal killers you can yoo?

-> 
-> >->Want to know the English translation?
-> >->
-> >->"There is no true god but God and Muhammad is the Messenger of God."
-> 
-> JO>Which is but one of the five pillars of Islam
-> 
-> It takes five pillars to sleep on a concrete floor.

AH! (NOTIVE -==G R E A T  I N S I G H T   C O M I N G !=-

You often sleep of an abstract floor. Try to sleep on a concrete one. :-)

Uncomfortable. A learning process.


-> 
-> Of course.  After all, Muslims are already Christians.
-> 
Except for the "Son of God" part...

-> JO>Did you know the Koran mentions Jesus some 36 times and Muhammad but
8?
-> 
-> Thus proving the point that Muslims are already Christians.

What kind of Cajen Logic izzat?

-> 
-> JO>That Muslems are taught that Jesus will return?
-> 
-> The Last Day. 

Not at all. The tribulation. The Thousand Years. The Judgment.

 While the length of The Last Day is undefined in
-> Christianity, the Quran defines The Last Day as lasting 50,000 years.

First I've heard of that. Can you give me a cite or reference?

Time references in holy books have always interested me...
The Greek concept of Etnality as distinquished from their
conception of infinity,..

-> But what is 50,000 years when compared with eternity?
-> 
Exactly the proper question . Of of them there imponderables. :-)
Whic becomes something to ponder!

-> JO>That you are not a Muslem unless you accept and revere ALL the
-> JO>messengers/prophets of God...Jewish, Christian...
-> 
-> Those of the Baha'i Faith believe in 9 messengers/prophets of God,
-> all being equal with God.  Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, Bahahullah...
->
As does the teacher of Islam on 'Muslem 101' a TV show...
(we have three different mslem chanels up here
A conservative faith=laden Muslem channel...
A theologic Musilem chanell...REALLY interesting, the guy is really 
able to communicate the meaning of the Koran...
And one channel the is...uh...I would call it
Musilm spiritual teachings...I like IT a lot!

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...and whadda we got? Jimmy Swaggart?

 
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-> Ah.  The Levitical Laws.  Did you know that it is not against the
-> Levitical Laws for two women to get it on?  Even Jesus noted that,
-> thus saving a woman from getting stoned.  :)

Where did you get the lesbian inference in John 8 ?
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