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Skriven 2006-05-10 19:36:47 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
   Kommentar till text 1101 av Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)
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10 May 06 23:37, Michiel van der Vlist wrote to Roy Witt:

 MvdV>>>>>>> Is that an invitation?
 RW>>>>>> No, it's a challenge. Either put up or shut up.
 MvdV>>>>> It was you that made the claim you could outrun my 911T. So
 MvdV>>>>> you bring your 1968 RS/SS/396 over here and let's roll.
 RW>>>> It's not a 1968, it's a 1998 Z28.
 MvdV>>> The 911T is a 68. Having it race against a 1998 model is
 MvdV>>> unfair.
 RW>> Wassamadda boy, are you chicken?
 MvdV> Not at all. I am just pointing out that 30 years of tecnology is an
 MvdV> unfair advantage.

There is no reason to do so, in the case of the 911. It's the same today
as it was 30 years ago, in terms of performance.

 MvdV>>> So if you want to race againt my 1968 model, you will have to
 MvdV>>> come up with *your* 1978 model. I know you had one, it is on
 MvdV>>> your website.
 RW>> Ummmm, no, I never owned a 78.
 MvdV> Typo. I meant to type 68.
 RW>>  However, the key word there is, had. I had a 68 Camaro.

 MvdV> Well, that settles it then. You can't come up with a fair match for
 MvdV> a 68 911T.

Sure I can. I used to have a 63 Corvette...it'd blow the doors off that 68
911t, and there was 5 years of technology difference advantage to the 911.

 RW>> But for that matter, you no longer have that 1968 911t, so it's on
 RW>> you to aquire a late model 911 and accept the challenge. Or bring
 RW>> you wholwoh! LoL!

 MvdV> My Volvo is no match for a Porsche or a Camaro and you know it.

Too bad that's the only car you own...

 MvdV> Not when it comes to speed that is. It has other good points
 MvdV> though.

None that would be better than my Camaro.

 RW>>>> Much faster and more agile than your 911t...
 MvdV>>> A fair race would be between cars of the same year or nearly
 MvdV>>> the same year.

 RW>> So, buy a 98 911 and let's get it on...no more words, put your money
 RW>> where your mouth is.

 MvdV> You were the one that initially challenged me. *You* get a 68
 MvdV> Camaro.

This isn't a dual, it's a challenge. Bring your Porsche or shut up.

 RW>>>> but I'll compromise; you bring your 911t to the Newfoundland
 RW>>>> rally in September and I'll pay to ship what's left of your car
 RW>>>> back to Holland, if you beat my Camaro.
 MvdV>>> No. I will not come to the US.

 RW>> LOL! Remember what BJöRN FORSSTRöM said about American kids, in the
 RW>> FIDONEWS echo, who couldn't find New Orleans or Iraq on a map? And
 RW>> then made that stupid claim that the capital of Copenhagen is
 RW>> Sveden! LOL! Guess what, New Foundland isn't in the US! LOL! What a
 RW>> moron.

 MvdV> Who cares?

 Apparently, BJöRN FORSSTRöM and the rest of you furiners.

 MvdV> Canada is the 51st state anyway.

LOL! That'll raise the hackles of the canucks...

 MvdV> I am not coming.

Chicken.

 MvdV> You made the initial challenge, and that means I get to choose the
 MvdV> time and the place.

There is no such rule in my challenge. This isn't a gentlemanly dual done
by the rules of the Marqis' of Queensberry, it's a challenge to the loud
mouth of urope. Put up your Porsche or shut up.

 MvdV> And the place is here in The Netherlands.

 RW>> Do a google for "New Foundland Targa Rally" and from that website,
 RW>> you'll know where New Foundland is...LOL! What a maroon.

 MvdV> I don't give a shit where Newfoundland is.

Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV> I don't care where Trinidad is and I don't care where the south
 MvdV> pole is.

Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV> if you want to race me, you bring that rust bucket of yours over
 MvdV> here and Ill show you how to deal with aquAplaning.

I don't own any rust buckets like you do. They all shine, are kept waxed,
and are not rusty, unlike your wholwo.

I aquaplane (sic), aka hydroplane here, so I don't need any lessons from
an amateur. You come here and I'll show you how it's done with 80mm tall
tires in a 2mt pickup truck.

Put up your Porsche in the New Foundland Targa Rally, or shut up.

Hell, bring your wholwo...it'll be fun to blow your doors off. I'll leave
the fast Camaro at home and bring the 88...it's got 150,000 miles on it,
200 less hp, it smokes, bellows loud exhaust noises, but it'll blow the
doors off that wholwo and will get better gas mileage in the process...heh
heh heh...

PS - the best you can say for that wholwo is that it's lasted longer than
anyone expected from crap like that.


Roy
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