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Skriven 2006-05-11 11:07:14 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
   Kommentar till text 1111 av Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)
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11 May 06 09:16, Michiel van der Vlist wrote to Roy Witt:

 MvdV> Hello Roy.

 MvdV> 10 May 06 19:36, you wrote to me:

 RW>>>> But for that matter, you no longer have that 1968 911t, so it's
 RW>>>> on you to aquire a late model 911 and accept the challenge. Or
 RW>>>> bring you wholwoh! LoL!

 MvdV>>> My Volvo is no match for a Porsche or a Camaro and you know it.

 RW>> Too bad that's the only car you own...

 MvdV> It suits my modest needs. I do not have this urge to contribute to
 MvdV> the madness of ruining this planets by burning as much oil as I
 MvdV> can.

For that, you'd need an oil burning power or manufacturing plant. Modern
cars don't pollute, just old cars like your 68 911 and your Wholwo...

 MvdV>>> Not when it comes to speed that is. It has other good points
 MvdV>>> though.
 RW>> None that would be better than my Camaro.

 MvdV> It is not a fuel hog,

Neither is my Camaro. It has multi-port fuel injection controlled by a
computer that reads environmental sensors that adjust the air fuel ratio
to be as ideal as one would wish it to be, so it won't pollute like those
old 1968 rust buckets.

 MvdV> it is reliable, needs little maintenance, is big enough for me and
 MvdV> my girl, is small enough for city use and it is strong enough to
 MvdV> tow my caravan over the Alps. That's all I need.

I get the same use out of my Camaro. However, it has enough power in
reserve to blow 911s off the road, no matter what their vintage is.

 MvdV>>> I am not coming.
 RW>> Chicken.
 MvdV> You really believe that seven letter word will make me mad

Rigt, the truth shouldn't harm anyone or make them mad.

 MvdV>  enough
 MvdV> to be so foolish as to spend a couple of thousand bucks just to get
 MvdV> a car across the Ocean so that you and I can play "mine is bigger
 MvdV> than yours"?

 MvdV> Mwaah!

Chicken.

 MvdV>>> You made the initial challenge, and that means I get to choose
 MvdV>>> the time and the place.
 RW>> There is no such rule in my challenge.
 MvdV> There is in *my* rules.

So that means you're chicken and you wouldn't even put up if I came to
Holland...I knew this from the start of this conversation, just wanted you
to confirm it.

 MvdV> It is very simple: I play by *my* rules or I won't play. Capice?

I'll bet you're the dickwad who took his ball home when he didn't get to
play the position you wanted. Whiner. In the real world, challenges are
met in a 'heads up, run what your brung' manner. If you can't cut the
mustard, you don't show up and make all kinds of excuses 'why' you won't
play unless it's done your way. The sign of a loser.

 RW>> Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV> How long did you practise on that chicken act?

None required, it's a macro. I touch the magic button and, wallah, you
have;

Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 RW>> Hell, bring your wholwo...it'll be fun to blow your doors off. I'll
 RW>> leave the fast Camaro at home and bring the 88...it's got 150,000
 RW>> miles on it, 200 less hp, it smokes, bellows loud exhaust noises,

 MvdV> Exactly what one could expect of someone who likes to play "mine is
 MvdV> bigger than yours."

Exactly what I figured you'd whine about...Now I know you're really full
of shit. Whah whah whah...

 MvdV> My Volvo does not smoke, makes less noise than my lawn mower and
 MvdV> just does what it is designed for: drive.

It's a gross pollutor.

 RW>> PS - the best you can say for that wholwo is that it's lasted longer
 RW>> than anyone expected from crap like that.

 MvdV> Then maybe there is something askew with your expectations.

As with all uropeon products, your wholwo is a pile of crap...so was your
911t and you're lucky to have gotten rid of it.

Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.


Roy
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