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Skriven 2006-05-15 10:13:00 av Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)
   Kommentar till text 1187 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
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Hello Roy.

14 May 06 17:08, you wrote to me:

 MvdV>>>> It suits my modest needs. I do not have this urge to
 MvdV>>>> contribute to the madness of ruining this planets by burning
 MvdV>>>> as much oil as I can.

 RW>>> For that, you'd need an oil burning power or manufacturing
 RW>>> plant. Modern cars don't pollute,

 MvdV>> Cars like yours burn oil and release CO2. An irreverible
 MvdV>> process that ruins this planet.

 RW> LOL! Which goes to show us, you don't know what you're talking about.

Accusing the opponont of ignorance is your standard response when you run out
of things to say.

 RW> Your Wholwo creates more pollution than my Camaro.

I doubt that. I filled her up last Friday. That was the first time this year.
How much fossil fuel did you burn this year?

 RW> Can your Wholwo get 28mpg, and still produce 305 HP, without blowing
 RW> blue smoke out the tailpipe like a steam locomotive? Didn't think so.

My Volvo is the metric version, it does not do miles or gallons. As for 305 HP,
no, it does not do that either, I have no need for an overpowered fuel hog like
that. Its modest 51 kW provide me with all the speed and pulling power that I
Need.

 RW>>> It has multi-port fuel injection controlled by a computer that
 RW>>> reads environmental sensors that adjust the air fuel ratio to be
 RW>>> as ideal as one would wish it to be,

 MvdV>> And you think my Volvo does not have micro processor controlled
 MvdV>> engine management?

 RW> I know it doesn't.

Shows that you dont know nothing.

 RW>>> I get the same use out of my Camaro.

 MvdV>> A Camaro with a tow hook? What a joke.

 RW> Well, I'd rather enjoy the car than pull a trailer,

IOW, no tow hook. Thought ao.

 RW> so If I need to pull something, I'll use my 1/2 ton pickup.

That's the beauty of the Volvo. I do not need multiple cars. I do not need to
pollute this planet even more by having to produce more cars. I just need one.

 RW>>> However, it has enough power in reserve to blow 911s off the
 RW>>> road, no matter what their vintage is.

 MvdV>> I no longer have a need for "blowing anyone off the road". Any
 MvdV>> "reserve power" would just be a waste of waste of potential
 MvdV>> payload.

 RW> And time. Better pull it over so those who have real cars can go on
 RW> their way without any obstructing vehicle in front of them.

I would not do them a favour. Anyone overtaking me is sure to run into a speed
trap sooner or later. Or be arrested for reckless driving. Sooner probably...

 RW>>>>> Chicken.

 MvdV>> Gluck gluck...

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>> Chicken.

 MvdV>> Gluck gluck...

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>>> Chicken...

 MvdV>> Cluck, cluck, cluck.

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 MvdV>> Feel better now?

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 MvdV>>>> How long did you practise on that chicken act?

 RW>>> None required, it's a macro. I touch the magic button and,

 MvdV>> So how long did you practice pushing the magic button before
 MvdV>> you got that right?

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>  wallah,

 MvdV>> Wallah? Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>  you have;

 RW>>> Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV>> Sort of makes you feel at home doesn't it?

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>> Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV>> Keep on practising pushing that button. You almost got it right
 MvdV>> this time.

 RW> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

Keep on practising. You almost got it right this time. One of these days you
may make it into the GBOR.


Michiel

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