Text 1809, 100 rader
Skriven 2003-10-26 18:30:04 av Bjarte Boe (2:211/42)
   Kommentar till text 1786 av Espen Berg (2:211/37)
Ärende: Re: Norsk (var: Back)
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> Well hi there
> Thank you for downloading another fine quality comedy product from Three dead
> trolls in a baggie and your friends at mp3.com Good for you
> Of course, if you've downloaded this from napster, screw you, you know what,
> free isn't good enough for you, your gotta rip us of, thats okay, I will find
> you and I will kill you
> ha, ha, ha
> You see, I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies when
>computers where used for two things too either go to the moon or play pong and
> nothing inbetween, you see
>and You didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong and the men who went
> to the moon, god bless them did it with no mouse
> and a plain text only black and white screen and thiry-two kilobytes of ram
> but then round about the late seventies home computers started to do a little
> bit more than play pong very little more
> why computers started to play games and balance check books
> why, you could play zakon on you apple II or write a book all with a computer
> that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram It was enough to go to the moon
> it was enought for you
> it was a golden time
> a time before windows
> a time before mouses
> a time before the internet and bloatware and a time before every OS sucked
> ahhh
> mmm
> Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me I'd laugh and play
> all night and day on zork one, two and three the amiga, vic 20 and sinclair
> two, the trs 80 and the apple II they did what they where supposed to do It
> wasn't much but it was enough
> but then xerox made a prototype
> Steve Jobs came on the scene
>read of mice and menues windows, icons, trash and a bitmapped screen Oh stevie
> said to xerox boys, turn your heads and cough and when noone was looking he
> ripped their interfaces off stole every feature that he had seen put it in a
> cute box with a tiny little screen MacOS ran that machine
> only cost 5000 bucks
> but it was slow
> it was buggy
> so they wrote it again
> and now they're up to OS ten
> they'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again but the MacOS still
> sucks
> every OS wastes your time
> from the desktop to the lap
> every thing since apple dos
> just a bunch of crap
> from microsoft and macintosh
> to lin-ly-lin-ly-nucs
> evey computer crashes
> cause ever os sucks
>well then microsoft jumped in the game copied apples interface with an os name
> windows three point one
> it was twice as lame
> but the stock price rose and rose
> then windows 95, then 98
> man, solitarie never ran so great
> and every single version came out late but I guess thats the way it go
> but that bloatware will crash and delete your work and dme man none of them
> work
> bill gates may be richer than captain kirk but the windows os blows
> and sucks
> at the same time
> I'd trade it in, yeah, right
> for what
> it's top of the line
> from the compuhut
> the fridge, stove and toaster
> never crash on me
> I should be able to get online
> without a Phd
> my phone doesn't take a week to boot it my tv doesn't crash when I mute it
> I miss ascii text in my floppy drive I wish vic 20 was still alive
> It ain't the hardware man
> it's just that every OS sucks
> and blows
> Now theres lin-ux or ly-nic
> I don't know how you say it
> or how you install it or use it or play it or where you download it or what
> programs run but lin-ux or ly-nic don't look like much fun however you say it
> it's getting great press
>though how it survives is anyones guess if you ask me it's a great big mess fo
> elitist nerdy schmucks
> it's free they say
> if you can get it to run
> the geeks say hey, thats half the fun yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and
> things to get done the linux OS sucks
> I'm sorry to say it but it does
> every os wastes your time
> from the desktop to the lap
>everything since the abacus, just a bunch of crap from microsfot and macintosh
> to lin-ly-lin-ly-nucs
>every computer crashes cause evey os sucks every computer crashes cause evey o
> sucks

Stilig den ;)

Bjarte

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