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Ärende: Truth?
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Truth?
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Steve Young
Steve's Animated Commentary of the Day:
Moe's Tavern's Patrons for Truth
Did they really expect the Democrats not to respond?
By Steve Young

August 9, 2004 -- HOLLYWOOD (apj.us) -- Just as the Swift Boat Veterans For
Truth have released their torrid commercial and book attack on John Kerry's
Vietnamwar record, another group has stepped forward with an altogether
different take.

They are all members of one of George Bush's favorite hangouts during his
National Guard duty. They will soon be launching their new commercial.

Troy McClure: "You may remember me from such Vietnamera war films such as
Texas...The Real Frontline, I Never Did Cocaine, But I Sure Liked The Smell and
Danger, Danger, We're About To Run Out Of Beer. Bush never showed up for any of
the actual filming but I'm pretty sure I saw him at the wrap party. But...if
you have any question about what George W. Bush is made of, just spend 3
minutes with the men who served him."

Moe Szyslak: "I served George Bush."

Sam Malone: "I served George Bush."

Barney Gumble: "George W. Bush has not been honest about what happened in the
National Guard (buuu-u-u-u-r-rp)."

Principal Seymour Skinner: "To this day with his grades I have no idea how
George got into Yale or the National Guard . It was almost like he knew
someone."

Mayor Joe Quimby: "Okay. I might have pulled a few strings, but with the son of
George Bush, string-pulling is prerequisite It's not like that idiot Boston
prep school kid who volunteered who got shot at. Now that guy obviously didn't
know anyone."

Carl: "He is lying about his record. I was there that night. He says he downed
45 Singapore Slings which would be one more than Barney's all-time mark. Bush
had no more than 20 before he drove home."

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: "Thank you. Come again."

Dr. Julius Hibbert: "I know George W. Bush is lying about his first drunk
because I treated him for that hangover. He also had one of Moe's two-year old
pretzels stuck in his throat. He-he"

Lenny: "George W. Bush lied to get that DUI... I know, I was there, I saw what
happened."

Herschel "Krusty" Krustofski: "His account of what happened and what actually
happened are the difference between night and day...or day and night. I can't
be sure. I was pretty loaded too"

Reverend Lovejoy: "George W. Bush has not been honest. I personally spoke to
God-uh and He told that the only God-uh Bush spoke to was the porcelain one."

Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger: "He betrayed his fellow alcoholics. When he
testified in front of that office and said that he was not drunk and neither
were his drinking buddies, I nearly cried."

Dr. Nick Rivera: "When the chips were down, you could not count on George W.
Bush to ever pay for a single round."

Lionel Hutz: "I represented Bush that night to the best of my ability and I
have apologized to him for that."

Duff Man: "We had to close down the brewery the day he got sober and put
thousands of Duff workers into the unemployment line. George W. Bush can't be
trusted."

Nelson Muntz: "Ha-ha."

Chief Clancy Wiggins: "Oh yeah. Remember the night well. Pulled Bush out of
that ditch. Heh-heh. Kinda slurred that he wasn't at fault. Said he just came
back to save the tree his car he ran into."

Moe Szyslak: "I served George W. Bush. I still got the $5000 tab to prove it."

Moe Szyslak: (off-camera): "George W. Bush cannot be trusted."

George W. Bush: "D'oh."

Montgomery Burns: "Moe's Tavern's Patrons For Truth is responsible for the
content of this advertisement and was paid for by www.moveonplease.org.
Ex-cellent!"
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Or satire?

You decide. 
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