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Skriven 2007-06-24 06:39:20 av FRANK SCHEIDT
     Kommentar till en text av JOHNJWILSON
Ärende: Musings.....
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-> > -> 
-> -> -> Well I found it a trifle irritating the last few times Iplayed
golf
-> with
-> -> -> him...His habbit of saying 'a gimmie' when the ball was thirty
feet
-> from
-> -> -> the 
-> -> -> hole...Also a trifle disconcerting when he would tall his caddy...
-> -> -> "Nine Iron","Putter", Shive"...
-> -> -> 
-> -> I think when OJ claims a 30-foot "gimmie" it's wise to let him have
it
-> --
-> -> after all, the poor guy's probably exhausted seeking the Real
Killer...
-> 
-> Yes. But I think it a bit extreme when he declared a 'gimmie' on his
first
-> tee shot. ...and marked down a hole in one...

You seem to ignore that OJ, in his largely golf-course-based quest for the
Real Killer has probably become very skilled at the game.  When he tees off
he *knows* if, where the ball landed, it's a gimme.  If it's a gimme then a
hole-in-one is equally believable.  Stop picking on The Juice!!
 
->   As
-> -> for the shiv, no need to worry about that since only a *killer* would
-> use
-> -> one.  And we all know OJ is not guilty of being a killer.
-> ->
-> Yes. Thanks for the reminder....

He is as innocent as, say,  Robert Blake or (dare I say it?) Paris Hilton
... BTW, WRT Paris, where is TinkerBell, her pet little doggie?  Is he
(she?) in the slammer with her?  ... Sorry I have gotten off topic!  Back
to OJ's (Quixotic?) quest for the Real Killer ...
  
-> -> However, there's one occasion on which I think you should be careful: 
-> Say
-> -> dusk is rapidly approaching and the course is abandoned except for
you
-> and
-> -> The Juice.  OJ asks your help in finding a lost ball in the woods ...
-> DON'T
-> -> GO!   COME UP WITH SOME EXCUSE ... e.g., you're allergic to the dark,
or
-> -> say, "Here, OJ, take this new ball of mine.  No need to go into the
-> -> woods.", etc.
-> 
-> You bet!

Also, at those times, keep at *least* one club-length away from him. 
Here's something to *especially* watch out for:  If you're in the middle of
the fairway and OJ pulls out one of those Big Bertha drivers WATCH OUT!  He
might be so crazed by his quest for the Real Killer he might look at your
head and see a golf ball which needs to be teed up.  And never, NEVER,
under those circumstances agree to rest your head on a *tee*!
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