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Ärende: Pro-Choice and a half!
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THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
January 16, 2008


Unluckily for McCain, snowstorms in Michigan suppressed the turnout among
Democratic "Independents" who planned to screw up the Republican primary by
voting for our worst candidate. Democrats are notoriously unreliable voters
in bad weather. Instead of putting on galoshes and going to the polls, they
sit on their porches waiting for FEMA to rescue them.


In contrast to Michigan's foul weather, New Hampshire was balmy on primary
day, allowing McCain's base -- Democrats -- to come out and vote for him.


Assuming any actual Republicans are voting for McCain -- or for liberals' new
favorite candidate for us, Mike Huckabee -- this column is for you.


I've been casually taking swipes at Mitt Romney for the past year based on
the assumption that, in the end, Republicans would choose him as our nominee.

My thinking was that Romney would be our nominee because he is manifestly the
best candidate.


I had no idea that Republican voters in Iowa and New Hampshire planned to do
absolutely zero research on the candidates and vote on the basis of random
impulses.


Dear Republicans: Please do one-tenth as much research before casting a vote
in a presidential election as you do before buying a new car.


One clue that Romney is our strongest candidate is the fact that Democrats
keep viciously attacking him while expressing their deep respect for Mike
Huckabee and John McCain.


This point was already extensively covered in Chapter 1 of How to Talk to a
Liberal (If You Must): Never take advice from your political enemies.


Turn on any cable news show right now, and you will see Democratic pundits
attacking Romney, calling him a "flip-flopper," and heaping praise on McCain
and Huckleberry -- almost as if they were reading some sort of "talking
points."


Doesn't that raise the tiniest suspicions in any of you? Are you too busy
boning up on Consumer Reports' reviews of microwave ovens to spend one day
thinking about who should be the next leader of the free world? Are you
familiar with our "no exchange/no return" policy on presidential candidates?

Voting for McCain because he was a POW a quarter-century ago or Huckabee
because he was a Baptist preacher is like buying a new car because you like
the color.


The candidate Republicans should be clamoring for is the one liberals are
feverishly denouncing. That is Mitt Romney by a landslide.


New York Times columnist Frank Rich says Romney "is trying to sell himself as
a leader," but he "is actually a follower and a panderer, as confirmed by his
flip-flops on nearly every issue."


But Rich is in a swoon over Huckabee. I haven't seen Rich this excited since
they announced "Hairspray" was coming to Broadway.


Rich has continued to hyperventilate over "populist" charmer Huckabee even
after it came to light that Huckabee had called homosexuality an
"abomination."


Normally, any aspersions on sodomy or any favorable mentions of Christianity
would lead to at least a dozen hysterical columns by Frank Rich.


Rich treated Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion of the Christ" as if it were a
Leni Riefenstahl Nazi propaganda film. (On a whim, I checked to see if Rich
had actually compared Gibson to Riefenstahl in one of his many "Passion"
reviews and yes, of course he had.)


Curiously, however, Huckabee's Christianity doesn't bother Rich. In column
after column, Rich hails Huckabee as the only legitimate leader of the
Republican Party. This is like a girl in high school who hates you telling
you your hair looks great.


Liberals claim to be enraged at Romney for being a "flip-flopper." I've
looked and looked, and the only issue I can find that Romney has "flipped" on
is abortion. When running for office in Massachusetts -- or, for short, "the
Soviet Union" -- Romney said that Massachusetts was a pro-choice state and
that he would not seek to change laws on abortion.


Romney's first race was against Sen. Teddy Kennedy -- whom he came closer to
beating than any Republican ever had. If Romney needed to quote "The
Communist Manifesto" to take out that corpulent drunk, all men of good will
would owe him a debt of gratitude.


Even when Romney was claiming to support Roe v. Wade, he won the endorsement
of Massachusetts Citizens for Life -- a group I trust more than the editorial
board of The New York Times. Romney's Democratic opponents always won the
endorsements of the very same pro-choice groups now attacking him as a
"flip-flopper."


After his term as governor, NARAL Pro-Choice America assailed Romney, saying:
"(A)s governor he initially expressed pro-choice beliefs but had a generally
anti-choice record. His position on choice has changed. His position is now
anti-choice."


Pro-abortion groups like the Republican Majority for Choice -- the evil
doppelganger to my own group, Democratic Majority for Life -- are now running
videos attacking Romney for "flip-flopping" on abortion.


Of all the Republican candidates for president, Romney and Rudy Giuliani are
the only ones who had to be elected in pro-choice districts. Romney governed
as a pro-lifer and has been viciously attacked by pro-abortion groups.


By contrast, Giuliani cleverly avoids the heinous "flip-flopper" label by
continuing to embrace baby-killing. (Rudy flip-flops only on trivial matters
like illegal immigration and his own marital vows.)


And, of course, Romney is a Mormon. Even a loser Mormon like Sen. Harry Reid
claims to be pro-life. So having a candidate with a wacky religion isn't all
bad.


At worst, Romney will turn out to be a moderate Republican -- a high-IQ,
articulate, moral, wildly successful, moderate Republican. Of the top five
Republican candidates for president, Romney is the only one who hasn't dumped
his first wife (as well as the second, in the case of Giuliani) -- except
Huckabee. And unlike Huckabee, Romney doesn't have a son who hanged a dog at
summer camp. So there won't be any intern issues and there won't be any Billy
Carter issues.


It's also possible that Romney will turn out to be a conservative Republican
-- at least more conservative than he was as governor of Massachusetts.

Whatever problems Romney's Mormonism gives voters, remember: Bill Clinton
came in third in heavily Mormon Utah in 1992.


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