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Ärende: Coulter's Column #3
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YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN TO KNOW WHICH CANDIDATE BLOWS
April 23, 2008


The key problem for Hillary's campaign is that normal people reel back in
horror at her association with the Clinton administration. (Which is why, as
her supporter, I refer to her as simply "Hillary.")


If Hillary could run exclusively on her record since becoming a senator from
New York, she'd be a relatively moderate Democrat who hates the loony left --
as we found out this week when a tape of Hillary denouncing Moveon.org
surfaced. Think Joe Biden in a pantsuit.


But because of her unfortunate marriage, Hillary comes with a cast of
undesirables like James Carville, Paul Begala, Terry McAuliffe, Joe Conason --
and of course Bill Clinton, along with his trusted impeachment manager Larry
Flynt. Buy one, get the entire dirt-bag collection free!


No one wants those people back.


Even semi-respectable Democrats look sleazy by their association with the
Clintons. No serious Democrat defended Clinton over his "presidential
kneepads" incident with Monica Lewinsky. OK, that's not including adult film
star Ron Jeremy, if you consider him a serious Democrat. Which I do.


That's why cable TV producers had to call in the O.J. defenders to flack for
Clinton during his impeachment. Any Democrats still clinging to Hillary at
this point appear to be soulless climbers desperate for jobs in the next
administration.


So repellent are Bill Clinton's friends (to the extent that a sociopathic sex
offender with a narcissistic disorder can actually experience friendship in
the conventional sense) that B. Hussein Obama's association with a raving
racist reverend and a former member of the Weather Underground hasn't caused
as much damage as it should.


On one hand, Obama pals around with terrorists. On the other hand, Hillary
pals around with James Carville. Advantage: Obama.


Asked why he would be friends with the likes of Weatherman Bill Ayers, Obama
said: "The notion that ... me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts
40 years ago, when I was 8 years old, somehow reflects on me and my values
doesn't make much sense."


That's a slick answer -- even "Clintonian"! -- but the problem is, Ayers and
his Weatherman wife, Bernadine Dohrn, won't stop boasting about their days as
Weathermen.


It's not simply that they haven't repented. To the contrary, those were their
glory days! And Ayers isn't just someone who lives in the neighborhood: He and
Dohrn were there at the inception of Obama's political career, hosting a
fundraiser for Obama at their home back in 1995.


Besides wanton violence, including a dozen bombings of buildings such as the
Pentagon, the U.S. Capitol, historic statues and various police stations, the
Weathermen's "revolutionary" activity consisted primarily of using the word
"motherf-----" a lot, dropping LSD, coming up with cutesy phrases -- like "the
Weather Underground" -- and competing over who could make the most offensive
statements in public. (I also believe Dohrn may have set the North American
record for longest stretch without bathing.)


At one rally, Dohrn famously praised the Manson family for murdering Sharon
Tate and others, shouting: "Dig it. First they killed those pigs, then they
ate dinner in the same room with them. They even shoved a fork into a victim's
stomach! Wild!"


In a better country, just saying "Dig it!" in public would get you 20 years in
the slammer.

Dohrn has recently tried to clarify her Manson remarks by saying it was some
sort of "statement" about violence in society and, furthermore, that she said
it while under sniper fire in Bosnia. Also recently, the members of the Manson
family have distanced themselves from Ayers and Dohrn.


At other rallies, Dohrn said, "Bring the revolution home, kill your parents --
that's where it's at."


After a Chicago Democratic official, Richard Elrod, became paralyzed while
fighting with a privileged looter during the Weathermen's "Days of Rage,"
Dohrn led the Weathermen in a song sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady
Lay":


Lay, Elrod, lay,
Lay in the street for a while
Stay, Elrod, stay
Stay in your bed for a while
You thought you could stop the Weatherman
But up-front people put you on your can,
Stay, Elrod, stay
Stay in your iron lung,
Play, Elrod, play
Play with your toes for a while


Only because of a merciful God is the author of that ditty, Ted Gold, not
teaching at Northwestern or the University of Illinois now, alongside Dohrn or
Ayers. That's because Gold is no longer with us, having accidentally blown
himself up with a bomb intended for a dance at Fort Dix for new recruits and
their dates.


While trying to assemble the bomb at an elegant Greenwich Village townhouse
that belonged to one of the revolutionaries' fathers, the bungling Weathermen
blew up the entire townhouse, killing Gold and two other butterfingered
revolutionaries.


Leave it to these nincompoops to turn their glorious Marxist revolution into
an "I Love Lucy" sketch.


So in addition to being stupid and violent, the Weathermen were also
incompetent terrorists. Would that Timothy McVeigh had been so inept!


If he had only said he bombed the building in Oklahoma City to protest
American "imperialism," McVeigh, too, could be teaching at Northwestern
University, sitting on a board with and holding fundraisers for presidential
candidate B. Hussein Obama.


COPYRIGHT 2008 ANN COULTER



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