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Skriven 2005-01-02 20:32:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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 -=> Quoting Bo Simonsen to Jim Weller <=-

 JW> Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark

 BS> OT: Where is that located?

Yellowknife is the capital city of the Northwest Territories of Canada.
The territories are the area north of the provinces. I'm at 62 deg north
latitude.

Diet Holy Communion wafers: "I Can't Believe it's Not Jesus."
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Dishes where the raisins have little legs give me the willies!
Divorces are made in heaven.
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
Do TV evangelists do more than lay people?
Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do camels make good pets?
Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
Do good and fear nobody. Do ill and fear everyone
Do it only with the best.
Do married women make the best wives?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
Do octopus get octopussy?
Do physicists get hadrons?
Do something unusual today.  Accomplish work on the computer.
Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today?
Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?
Do you talk to the dial tone much?
Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me!
Do zombies ever try to analyze their nightmares?
Docs?  Docs!?  I don't need no stinking docs!
Docs?  Why should I look at Docs?  Nurses are much better looking.
Documentation is just one persons opinion of how it should work.
Does any of this make any sense?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does your favorite have peanut shells on the floor?
Does your favorite restaurant have sawdust on the floor?
Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us.
Don't ask me - I just work here.
Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go along.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
Don't blame me, I voted Raving Monster Loony Party
Don't bother thinking - it just causes frustration.
Don't confuse comfort with happiness!
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
Don't deepfry ANYTHING in the nude; bread it first.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Don't drink and write taglines
Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't get too comfortable there
Don't get yourself involved with persons who can't bear inspection.
Don't get yourself involved with situations that can't bear inspection
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.
Don't knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.
Don't let men vote for 5 years. Women can straighten out this country.
Don't mind her, she's about 5 minutes behind reality.
Don't mind him, he's about 5 minutes behind reality.
Don't share your telephone line with a woman!
Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace.
Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.
Don't trust an Info-Babe...
Don't vote - it only encourages them!
Down with categorical imperative!
Dr Jekyll isn't himself today
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.
Drum : Animal skin stretched over a frame with the animal removed.
Dyslexic State Trooper spends all night handing out IUD's
ERROR:  ERROR:  ERROR:  {WHAP!}    C:\>
EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY.
EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
Each day comes just once in a life time
Each snowflake is different - collect the whole set
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends
Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can
Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
Eat prune yogurt for that get up and go feeling.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
Efficiency takes time!  Frugality: who can afford it?

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
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