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Skriven 2006-02-15 22:03:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: themed tag sets?
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 -=> Quoting George Pope to All <=-

 GP> Whatever happened to the collections of tags in a theme/set?

Some new tags I've found or made. No theme.

How do say "Do Not Disturb" in the hotel maids language?
How do you KNOW you are still sane?
It's known for its weenie water gravy.
* is known for its *.
In a previous reincarnation he was a slab of Formica.
If I am the reincarnation of somebody famous I should get his royalties
The depth of French chauvinism when it comes to food is breathtaking.
A certitude that only French opinion in food matters could be valid.
Eli Whitney discovered that gin could be made from cotton.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
We're all DOOMED!!
One never knows when one will be called upon to open a clam.
One never knows when one will be called upon to *.
The road is icy and the bar is far away but I will walk carefully.
Extreme cooking like  whitewater kayaking is only for a special few.
Ah, yes. The great questions puzzling the great minds...
Falstaff: a strong candidate for World's Worst Beer.
*: a strong candidate for World's Worst *.
I had such a bad day I told my Rice Krispies to shut up.
Alcohol: makes an ideal substitute for happiness.
Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day.
The core of their national identity.... a lamb chop and a barbie.
Don't call him a wanker - even if he is.
Smothered in ketchup until it resembles a patient in a casualty ward.
Don't be un-Australian, serve lamb. You know it makes sense.
Molsons vs Bud: it only half tastes like piss.
"Need Cash for Alcohol Research"
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
I speak English and French, not American.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'ZED' !!!!
Canada is the first nation of hockey.
Canada is the best part of North America.
A highly classified lie.
Be careful!  Is it classified?
But I've been classified 4F
My own most memorable hikes were shortcuts that backfired.
Classified Recipe: Please Enter Password:_ _ _ _ _
Classified Tagline:  Please enter your password: _
Didn't know morals had been classified.
Due to it's tendency to incite, the Constitution has been classified.
"Does Area 51 exist?" "That information is classified!"
"Who the heck knows, it's all classified."
Man is the highest animal.  Man did the classifying.
The rest is classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you
This transmission classified. Traitors are asked not to watch
I should know, I've been Canadian all my life.
A balanced Australian diet of a few nice juicy lamb chops and beer.
All manner of exotic, foreign, often vegetarian cuisine.
And people ask why we need capital punishment.
The soap-avoiding, pot-smoking, hippy vegetarians may disagree.
It is un-Canadian. Hell, it's almost un-American. That's really bad.
I love the * and I love *.
Charles has proven once and for all he is ready to become Queen.
I love decolletage.
I love *.
Bush loves democracy & thrusting it on unsuspecting victims like Iraq
I love the rich and stupid.
I love the fact that Jodhi Packer put bikinis back on the map
I love *. No really I do.
I love closure.
When men were men and so were some of the women tennis players.
Malt me!
I won't succumb to commercialism. Unless there's a lot of cash involved
We sort of know what we're doing here.
You sound like such a heretic!
The health of the soul is as important as that of the body.
Bagpipes, the missing link between music and noise.
Terrorists have taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
I'm at my ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
Beer? Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty.
To those who understand no explanation is necessary.
For those who don't understand no explanation is possible.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well if one has not dined well.
Ketchup might well be Pittsburgh's favorite vegetable.
Heinz ketchup is Pittsburgh's  mother sauce.
No one can earn a billion dollars honestly.
I haven't picked on you in a while but that's because the BBS is down.
Microsoft doesn't just grow, it metastasizes.
Nope, I mean the whole *.
Nope, I mean the whole thing.
Men are NOT mind readers. Seriously.
It's like the full moon. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport.
Crying is blackmail.
Subtle hints do not work! Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question.
Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
Peach is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
I don't mind having to sleep on the couch; it's like camping.
I do not pick on you, I stimulate your mind.
Is FIDO not a fine institution?
My invitation to help you eat this obviously got lost in the mail.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
She's got 5 kids, who are a bit hairy, catch mice & lick their own butts
Chiles are fruits, not vegetables.
Eating chiles causes runner's high without all that ridiculous running.
Size Matters. The smaller the pepper the hotter it will be.
If you're not sold by now, you need therapy.
I recommend a Frosty Beer served by a Lusty Serving Wench.
One of our highly trained Technicians will be happy to assist you
Shortening for schmaltz is like muskrat for a mink coat.
* for * is like muskrat for a mink coat.
Page iii: Errata 1. page iii: "Errata" should read "Erratum".
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
Are you cyanide intolerant?
Snapper soup sounds vaguely naughty.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
One more iron chef and my head will explode.
One more Emeril show and my head will explode.
One more * and my head will explode.
You go into that database of yours right now and delete the "Chili" tag!
Delete that freakshow garbage dump recipe or I breaka you legs. Capice?
The Mafia hate Jehovah's Witnesses; heck, they hate all witnesses.
You're Italian if your grandfather had a fig tree.
You're Italian if Christmas Eve... only fish.
You're Italian if you fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."
Googledeegook!
I'd post my opinion about Bud but it's bad form swearing in the echo.
I'd post my opinion about * but it's bad form swearing in the echo.
It is a basic part of our culture to be outraged.
It is a basic part of our culture to be *.
It is a in our culture to rant. You don't really need a reason.
Ooooh, the dreaded Spelling Flame!  Oh noes!!!
And now you're taking it so utterly seriously... it's beautiful!
God I love this.
He just keeps getting whacked and he can't figure out how to quit.
Escargot? No thanks. I don't eat creatures that get around by slithering
You are doomed to die alone.
We can do things to pork that is probably illegal in some states
They do things to pork that is illegal in some states
You need an exorcist.
Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well.
Cured ham? No thanks, pal. What if it has a relapse on my plate?

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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