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Skriven 2005-01-01 21:12:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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 -=> Quoting Bo Simonsen to Jim Weller <=-

 BS> Then does C to Z come? ;)

Slowly but surely, one page at a time.

Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness.
Come in for a faith lift.
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Comfortable truth isn't
Comfortably Numb!
Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!
Coming soon: The Unauthorized Autobiography....
Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth+constipation_of_brain
Communism is like one big phone company.
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Computer not found! Please notify tagline!
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!
Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Computers are useless, they only give answers.
Computers were invented by Murphy.
Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
Condense soup, not books!
Condom - external storage
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Conform, go crazy, or become an artist.
Confucious say too damn much!
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Conservative Republicans = invasive carbuncle or pest
Conservative: one who'd rather have 9% unemployment than 6% inflation.
Continental people have sex lives - the English have hot-water bottles.
Cook it until a meat thermometer inserted into the breast melts.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Courtship is to marriage as a very witty prologue is to a dull play.
Cous cous? That ain't no damned vegetable.
Cowards are always the first ones to belittle heroism.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
Criminal lawyer.  Isn't that redundant?
Cry Up Spirits! and let's sip the grogs of war!
Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!
Curses! Hayes-ed again!!
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt.
Czechoslovakia ahead a goal to nil - that's a win if it stays that way.
D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
DANGER!!  Mouse Driver Loaded --- Call Police!
DIN DIP: a European jerk.
DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
DOCS???  You mean I *actually* have to RTFM?  S#1T!
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Dain bramaged.
Damn aliens!! Get yer ship off'n my wheat field!!!
Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby
Damn if KFC can fry cats why can't I serve foie gras?
Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato engineer.
Dan Quayle:  the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard
Dancing:  A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Dang! Get my shotgun mama! The aliens are after the chickens again!
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly!
Dave broke into my head while I was passed out and stole this idea
Dave!  You killed the Zombie Flanders! -Bart Simpson
Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
Dazed and confused - again!
Dazed and confused.  Like a duck hit on the head with a hammer
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is nature's way of saying it's too late to play GEEK
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is not the end; there remains the litigation.
Death is the greatest kick of all.  That's why they save it for last.
Death to the fascist insects who suck the blood of the people!
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Deja Stew: leftovers
Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for lunch.
Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Dial 911, make a cop come.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?



Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I avoid all sports which cannot be played while holding a hot dog.
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