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Skriven 2005-12-11 07:43:00 av George Vandervort (1:382/8)
  Kommentar till text 13208 av Ed Vance (1:123/140)
Ärende: Holiday Greetings.
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Hello Ed!


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     /     \       Same to you and
   \/\/     |      your Family..
    |  (o)(o)
    C   .---_)
     | |.___|
     |  \__/
     /_____\
    /_____/ \
   /         \

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Thursday December 08 2005 14:25, ED VANCE wrote to ALL:

 EV> I'd like to wish everyone reading the Echo a Merry Christmas!
 EV>
 EV> Thanks for all the info I read and the things learned this past year.
 EV>
 EV> Also thanks for all the new (to me) Taglines I've stolen.  ;-)
 EV>
 EV>
 EV>  * SLMR 2.1a #T348 * Program call to load Windows:
 EV> "Here_piggy_piggy_piggy!"
 EV> -+- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5
 EV>  + Origin: Try Our Web Based QWK: DOCSPLACE.ORG (1:123/140)


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 An Ebonics Christmas Poem:

Wuz de nite befo Cristmus;
And all owber da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our welfar check.

All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Dog;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my door;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Santa dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my door;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'knife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Santa Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!



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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to ALL
and may you receive lots of Windows
Products under your Xmas tree this year

and somebody Please send Tom Walker a
XP for Dummies CD of from the Computer doctor?
<BWG-RD> :-))


Regards,
George Vandervort
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