Text 22639, 60 rader
Skriven 2007-11-12 17:50:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Food Humour 2
=====================
Super-Burger Project Underway, Written by Rotten Apple

Super-Burger testers must agree to keep the contents covered and
away from the prying eyes of nefarious newspaper reporters. Several
of the biggest fast food enterprises have joined forces in a secret
project. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, and Sonic are developing a
new super-burger that will appeal to the typical fast food customer
who is craving ever-larger portions of fat. Some of these companies
have tried to bring a super-burger to market on their own, but have
all seriously underestimated the craving for fat that today's really
obese food patron desires. 

One very overweight customer was recently seen staggering out of
Wendys after eating a hamburger that was topped off with six strips
of bacon. "I guess it tasted OK, but I think they were a little
stingy on the bacon!" Other customers complained of triple-burgers
not having enough beef.

So the fast food industry has joined forces in order to develop the
Super-Burger. 

While no one has yet seen the final official Super-Burger, various
food testers have reported the following:

The Super-burger will not rely on merely a single stack of meat
patties. As many as four stacks of beef and pork patties will we
held together by a mysterious kind of glue. Two entire 1-pound
packages of bacon will adorn the top of every Super-burger. A quart
of mixed cheese and mayonnaise is poured over the whole thing.

Information is still sketchy about the size and shape of the bun
that will make it possible for the customer to raise this
contraption to his mouth, but it must be pretty big! There are
persistent rumors that some new kind of fat has been developed
specially for the Super-Burger project. The new fat supposedly is
able to raise one's cholesterol numbers by 30 percent in just one
sitting!

So far, at least five food testers have choked and died as a result
of attempting to eat one of these Super-Burgers, but the work goes
on in the secret kitchens of the fast food consortium. "We know we
can come up with a burger that tops the magic 100,000 calorie glass
ceiling. The people have spoken: and they want a Super-Burger that,
in just one meal, provides the same caloric input that would
maintain a pro-football team throughout an entire playing season."

The fast food industry has signed a unique advertising deal with The
Spoof.com in which readers will be offered special coupons when the
Super-Burger is announced. Watch The Spoof for further details. 



Cheers

YK Jim


___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5
 * Origin: Doc's Place BBS Fido Since 1991 docsplace.tzo.com (1:123/140)