Text 25109, 66 rader
Skriven 2006-02-09 11:54:01 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
  Kommentar till text 25071 av Frank Vest (1:124/6308.1)
Ärende: Bomb Cartoon
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09 Feb 06 04:43, Frank Vest wrote to Roy Witt:

 RW>  DC>>>> Science has always been the bane of archane religions.
 RW>  FS>>>> According to the Pope himself -- the Number ONE Christian --
 RW>  FS>>>> there's nothing wrong with studying evolution as it's a
 RW>  FS>>>> scientific theory/fact and the Church obviously doesn't
 RW>  FS>>>> object
 RW>  RW>>> to  FS>> science.  So that settles it.
 RW>  DC>>> But, he also told Hawking not to look before the Big Bang.
 RW>  RW>>> Not even the pope knows what was before the big bang. :o)
 FV>> The Pope should know.
 RW>> You're saying that he's all knowing, just like the God who calls him
 RW>> the beast with ten heads? The scarlet one who's name is 666?

 FV> No. Just saying that it's simple. As I stated below: "It's really
 FV> simple.". Since the Pope is educated, he should be able to figure it
 FV> out. Don't read more into my post than is there. ;)

It's not that simple. If this pope knows all this scientific stuff, what
about those before him who persecuted any and all who wondered off the
path of RCC teachings like; the world is not round, it's flat, the world
is the center of the universe, the moon and the sun revolve around the
earth! To make a claim otherwise is heresy!

 FV> Then again, if two heads are better than one... then ten...? When I
 FV> was on dial-up ISP, I used to get the "connect of the beast"
 FV> (56,666). :)

Yeah, well the biggest file on my HD is 666,666,666 gigs big. Top that!

 FV>> It's really simple. God was before the big bang. As God walked along
 FV>> carrying his pots and pans to do a little BBQ, He tripped and there
 FV>> was this big bang and the rest is history.... depending on who tells
 FV>> it, of course. :)
 RW>> You forgot to say what was in that omnipotent pot.

 FV> Since He was carrying His pots and pans to do a little BBQ, I'd say
 FV> that, logically, the pot would be empty. Creation followed the
 FV> tripping accident (big bang).

Since he's omnipotent and his universe has no bounds, where did this
tripping incident take place?

 FV> <God trips>
 FV> "Damn!"
 FV> "Let there be light!!"

Or lightening with thunder so loud, his stereo speakers vibrated the dust
off the shelf and, walla, our spectrum of the universe is floating
towards the almightie's toilet.

 FV> See how simple?
 FV> :-)

I just threw in a giant monkey wrench.

 FV> I would, however, imagine that God was carrying some ingredients.
 FV> Some meat and spices. Perhaps a rib and some apples? :D

And he tripped over that giant snake in the grass and threw it in the pot
too!


Roy
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