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Skriven 2011-03-14 20:13:09 av Lee Lofaso (1:323/120.0)
     Kommentar till en text av John Guillory
Ärende: Re: We spikken de Deutsch
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Hello John,

>RB>When you consider the three genders in German, plus the grammar requirem
>RB>for various prepositions, I have to agree. It's not an easy language to

JG>I could so have fun with that in class.... Imagine teaching a french
JG>class....

JG>Teacher, is that word a masculan straight, masculan gay, lesbian,
JG>feminine straight, Transvestite or Transgendered?  Then watch the
JG>teacher's jaw drop as she probably will have to keep from laughing
JG>in response to that question....

You've got it all wrong, John.
There are five sexes of man -

* Male
* Female
* Pseudo-Hermaphrodite
* True Hermaphrodite
* Eunuchs

Males have a penis which is fully formed.

Females have a vagina which is fully formed.

Pseudo-Hermaphrodites have both a penis and a vagina,
but only one (not both) may be fully formed.

True Hermaphrodites have both a penis and vagina, both
fully formed, but usually one gonad of each.

Eunuchs have neither a penis nor a vagina, or to be
more accurate, male or female organs that are functional.

I have met two true hermaphrodites (that I know of) -

One of them was fourteen years old at the time, and dressed as a girl.
When she turned age 21, she got pregnant and wanted to marry her fiance,
who was an officer in the Navy. However, the government would not allow
them to get married, since her birth certificate said she was male. And
same-sex marriage was not allowed.  She was interviewed on the Today
Show by Bryant Gumbell, and was really showing at the time.  I do not
know if she gave birth to a baby boy or to a baby girl.  Or if the
couple were ever able to get married.

The other true hermaphrodite I have met has three children, being the
mother of three, and the father of one.  Her husband left her after she
gave birth to her third child, knowing he could not be the father since
he was working offshore at the time she got pregnant.  She somehow got
herself pregnant by mistake, by her own hand.  According to her.

--Lee

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