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Skriven 2011-05-25 17:45:20 av Lee Lofaso (1:323/120.0)
     Kommentar till en text av Roy Witt
Ärende: I no longer wanna!
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Hello Roy,

>MV>Not necesarily. Never heard of a dildo?
>RC>I would imagine his wife preferred he used the real thing!

>RB>That assumes he has one ;-)

>RW>We don't have a dildoe...

>RB>You referred to "the real thing". That's not a dido.

>RW>Ok, I give up, what's a dildo/dido?

>RB>Look at what Michiel wrote: "Never heard of a dildo?" and your
>RB>original
>RB>statement: "I would imagine his wife preferred he used the real
>RB>thing!".

RW>Read it again. That was Ross who stated that 'my' wife preferred the real
RW>thing (penis).

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

>RB>Then look at what I wrote. Now, I ask you: did you mean a penis or a
>RB>dido?

RW>Michiel asked if I had heard of a dildo (there is no such thing), Ross's
RW>statement implied penis while you followed up with a comment about
RW>ASSuming that I have a penis.

What the world wants today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing...

note: During the presidential debates, Barack Obama suggested we
change the national anthem from The Star-Spangled Banner to the above
song.  Hillary Clinton was not amused.

"I'd like to teach the world to sing..."
- Barack Obama

>RB>If the latter, why did you write at all? - Michael had already
>RB>written all there was to write in that case.

RW>My reply requires the reader to use just a tiny-bit of logic to get the
RW>gist of it.

You mean to tell me the real thing is not a bottle of Coke?

RW>If we don't have a dildoe, then obviously, I must have a penis.

Well, if not any of those, it could be a Shake Weight -

"I use the Shake Weight every day and my arms have never looked
so good.  It really works."
- Alex Gerrard, the English model and wife of English soccer star
Steven Gerrard, January 2010

Think about it.  This product was originally "designed specifically
for women."  Of course, nowadays it is for both sexes.  The motion
performed while exercising with this product resembles that of a
handjob, so you know it is really geared toward a market other than
women.

--Lee

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